REAL Men Don’t Get Mad At God For Chrissakes!

I saw it.  I read about. And I’m still in shock over the subhuman known as Bill O’Reilly.  And no. I shan’t refer to him as a man because he is not a man. He is a filthy pig.

Yeah. He’s angry at God now. Wait till he’s ready to meet his maker.  Karma is a bitch O’Reilly and you’re gonna get it!

This transcends politics—what I’m going to write about.  It transcends politics because it seems that the  a number of the species not of the female persuasion, have lost their manhood.  Oh, hell yes.  They have.

Let’s hope!  O’Reilly, along with OTHER public male figures have made life Hell for women–we know where THEY can go!

We have a president of these United States who has debased women on too many occasions to count.  A pussy isn’t a cat to him.  OK?   A coward who dodged the draft—the draft for the Vietnam war. And then he gets all drama queen about sports figures kneeling during the National Anthem when he cowardly refused to defend our beautiful country, this is NOT a man! He is a cowardly bully.  And that unmanly behavior is supported by millions. And this is about his character–not his politics!

But back to O’Reilly.

Yeah, Bill!  You can go to F.U.!

This is a person with no respect, no regard and no love for any female, whether young girl, woman or transgendered woman.  This is a person who has continuously degraded women, treated them like dirt, threatened them and sexually harassed women.

And he is actually angry at God, our Almighty Father because God didn’t stop him.  What a f&))*ing tool.

Now, I’m Catholic.  And as a Catholic, I have certain beliefs.  These beliefs are mine—and I respect all forms of religious ideologies and non-religious ideologies.  But I don’t respect the “faux-Christian”, phonies who use God as their excuse to hate. Let me make that clear.

The last time I got this upset about this sort of vile and criminal behavior was over Josh Duggar, the fake Christian Fundamentalist and his sexual harassment of women. Remember that?

Remember when I interviewed Jesus over that one?  Let me refresh your memory on that post (click the link)—Me, Jesus, and Josh 

Well, it happened again.  I summoned up my buddy, Hipster Jesus, because I needed to find out how he felt about Bill O’Reilly blaming, God, the Father of Jesus for this bad behavior.

I’m lucky that my buddy, Hipster Jesus, was able to “break” dance away from his friends to see me!

And as soon as I got into my car earlier today to run errands, who do you think miraculously appeared in the passenger seat next to me.  I’ll tell you, after the initial scare, I felt very safe.

That’s right!  I was in the car and you-know-who showed up to talk with me about the scum known as Bill O’Reilly!

Here’s how the convo rolled:

ME:       “Jesus!!!!” “What  are you doin’ dude?”  “You scared the living hell outta me!”

JESUS: “I didn’t have time to send you a sign” “I was dancing with my street friends” “Besides, everyone’s going crazy up there trying to calm my dad down” “He’s the one who’s really angry after what O’Reilly said”

ME: “Yeah—can you believe that?” “Who fu……”

JESUS: (interrupting me) “Yo. Watch your mouth Cathe—my dad is NOT in a good mood because of O’Reilly and it could be a strike against you” 

ME:       “Sorry.”  “But seriously, who says that?????”

JESUS: “A weak person says that” “O’Reilly—he’s weak” “He isn’t a man”

ME:       “OMG!”  “Jesus!” “That’s what I’ve been saying” “He is soooo not a man!”

JESUS:  “A real man and a strong man of character doesn’t blame others for their actions” “A real man takes responsibility and owns up to what he’s done—especially when those actions are wrong and criminal” “He has no remorse.”

ME:       “You know, Jesus, I get really upset because it seems that the real man is a thing of the past”

JESUS: “Hey, look at your sons.” “I watch them all the time and they know how to treat women—and they know how to treat all people—you’ve done a great job” “And what about your husband?” “He treats you like a gem—and he doesn’t get very angry with you when those credit card bills come in—that’s a real man” “Cathe, there are still a few real men out there”

ME: “OK, ok”   “It’s true, I’m very lucky with the three men in my life” “But it just drives me crazy because we have a president who has debased and has carried on abusive behavior toward women” “We have a Republican Congress that wants to control a woman’s body” “And they get all “Christian” in placing religion upon their decisions—like birth control and abortion”

JESUS:  “I hear you on that” “And they do use me and my dad—and sometimes The Holy Spirit, as sorry excuses because they are afraid to come out and say that they want to stop funding because of their hatred for many of the women who need help”

ME: “Look, I know that abortion is a sin for Catholics—but not everyone in our beautiful America is a Catholic or Christian for that matter” “What about Muslims and Jews and Hindus and Atheists and Agnostics” “Don’t they matter?”  “What about America’s founding fathers coming here because they wanted freedom from religion?” 

JESUS:  “Hey” “I wish I could give you a good answer on that—and you’re right” “Their decision is really a crime against religious and non-religious freedom” “I hate to tell you this, but not one of those guys is a real man”

ME: “So what happens?” “We sit complacently while these weak links get away with putting the blame on you, use you as an excuse, and end up walking away without any remorse for their actions?”

JESUS:  “I can’t tell you what’s in store—I can only tell you that right now, hate and the weak have taken over” “There are real men out there—and if you look for the good right now, you will find it” “You’re getting yourself very worked up over a lesser person and it isn’t worth it” “Bill O’Reilly isn’t worth dog piss on a tree on right now—and yes, I said that”

ME:       “Thanks, Jesus” “Say hi to my parents from me wouldja?”

JESUS:  “I sure will” “And I want you and your blog friends to know something—my dad has plans for O’Reilly’s future” “Let’s just say Bill won’t be able to confront God or anyone else because St. Peter has strict instructions to kick O’Reilly’s ass down to Satan’s living room”

Homer Simpson may be happy to see St. Peter, but Bill O’Reilly sure won’t!

ME:       “Thank you, Jesus!!!!!”

JESUS:  “Take care” “I gotta go now—we’re having fish for dinner, and you know what that means!”

Jesus is right.  I need to stop festering on those humans who are not real men.  They are weak.  They are vile and they offer no good to society.  Instead, we need to honor the real men that we know.

You know, a real man treasures woman.  He adores and loves women and respects women.  A real man treats a woman as an equal and a real man is aware that we women are the stronger sex.

And so, today, I am honoring the real men in my life. I’m honoring Bonaparte for his constant support of me.  He came into my life when I was at my lowest point and had a ton of heavy baggage, yet he stuck with me and treats me wonderfully.

My husband!  The best real man I know!  Only a real man would pose for my instagram account to show off his J. Crew jeans!

I honor my sons.  They have always shown respect for women and have never mistreated any female throughout their lives—from childhood to adulthood.  I am truly blessed.

My boys!!   I honor them and I honor the way they treat their sister, Oona, like the princess she is!

And for all of my friends who read this blog—let’s honor the real men in your lives!!!  Give them a shout-out in the comments.

When a tool like O’Reilly opens his big mouth, we need to open our mouths bigger and recognize true men!

Yeah O’Reilly. Deal With It!  Deal With the sexual harassment you handed out and own it you pig!

A great song about Real Men and Joe Jackson’s best! Bill O’Reilly is NOT a real man!

About Catherine

Far from perfect, but enjoying life as a non-perfect and flawed individual at 60 years young. I'm still wondering what I'll be when I grow up! The characters in my life's screenplay include my better half. He is a refined Frenchman who grew up in Paris and summered in St. Tropez. I grew up in Long Island and summered in Long Island. I am not refined. My three grown children are also a big part of my life. For their sake, they happily live where their careers have taken them! But I can still mother them from a distance! I write about the mundane. I write about deeply shallow issues. But whatever I write or muse about--it'll always be a bit on the humorous and positive side! It's all good!
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36 Responses to REAL Men Don’t Get Mad At God For Chrissakes!

  1. Sharon says:

    You go girl😡
    With you all the way 😉
    At least you can put your feelings into words…
    I sputter and choke and gag from all my snger😡😡😡

    • Catherine says:

      Hi Sharon,

      Oh. You have no idea some of the stuff that comes out of my mouth every night. No idea. Bonaparte’s shutting the TV off has become a common occurrence because of my anger!!! XOXOXOXO!!!!

  2. Tony Burgess says:

    A high school friend of mine was on his show once and O’Reilly was very rude and kind of condescending. This is not a good man in any way, shape or form.

    • Catherine says:

      Hi Tony! He’s disgusting. And it really bothers me that non-manly men like him get away with it. What an asshole to blame God! He’s a moron!!! XOXOXOXO!!!!

  3. Amelia says:

    Dearest Catherine, there is so much love and admiration coming your way from me today. “LOVE” for daring to speak out against the hypocrisies and the “lowlives” that are pervasive in our beautiful country today. I don’t want to add anything else to what you’ve already magnified with your words beautifully and passionately! Continue doing what you are doing in this blog…you are a force for good, in so many ways. XOXO

    • Catherine says:

      Thank you Amelia. I’m sick and tired of these vile, lowlife, scum-of-the-earth men being able to get away with their treatment of women. In politics, in Hollywood and in business their vulgar and criminal acts against women are seemingly normalized–and women allow it!!! Look how many supporters these vile men have!!!!! What????!!!! Let me tell you something. When my boys come home, I am the happiest woman on earth. They know how to treat me and my daughter, and their step-sister and niece. Bonaparte truly loves women. He will point a chic woman out on the street and say “Cassee. zhat woman eez very well-dressed and chic” ANd he says it with respect. He doesn’t oogle! He doesn’t look directly at a woman’s breasts when he speaks to her. He looks her in the eye. He’s a real man.
      And all the men in my life are feminists too. I’m a true feminist because I abhor any man who mistreats a woman. And for O’Reilly to go one step further and mess with God. Oh no you do not!!!!! Sorry I’m rambling but I’ve had enough with these pigs!

    • Amelia says:

      Catherine…my apology to you and your readers for using the word “lowlives”. No excuse! XX

  4. Amelia says:

    Your Bonaparte is such a good man! By marrying him and living a happy life, a fine example for your beautiful daughter to emulate! You’ve also raised very fine sons! You are a wonderful mother and an awesome feminist!!! Keep on Striding girlfriend!!! 🙂

  5. Colleen says:

    Love it! Couldn’t agree more. My husband has to turn our TV off too. My blood boils. Too bad more people can’t turn off that Fox News propaganda machine.

    • Catherine says:

      Colleen. I’m so happy that I’m not alone!!! LOL. Those who watch Fox are the ones who support the abusive men in politics! The TV channel has been switched three times this evening!!!! XOXOXOXO!!!

  6. Deborah says:

    Amen to that, Sista!!!!!!! Couldn’t agree with you more—-I’m sure you feel GREAT after letting loose—-we’re gonna have to find constructive ways to deal with this mess for the time being and venting is one sure-fire way…. let’s hope we all get through this, together.

    • Catherine says:

      Hi Deborah!! Actually, I wish I did feel great after that vent. However, men like this need to be stopped. They are not men at all. They may have been born with a set of balls and that third leg between their legs but they are subhuman. They are slithering snakes and aren’t deserving of anything. Filthy, filthy pigs……..XOOXOXOXOXOXO!!!!

  7. bone&silver says:

    You rock Catherine, I respect this post so much. And well done for raising good men, and finding a good one to marry. America is in a mess at the moment, that’s for sure; you knw what y’all need? Michelle Obama for President, that’s what! Imagine that??? Thank you for sharing your passionate politics, cheers G in Australia

    • Catherine says:

      Hi Bone! And let me add one more real man to that list. Barack Obama. He is a real man. Classy he is. Never said a disparaging word against women. And you know why people voted for Trump? It’s because they hated the idea that a man of color could be elected POTUS–although these same folks seem to like the color orange for skintone and the color yellow for a draft-dodging coward. My blood is rising…….OXOXOXOXOXO!!!!!

  8. jilly says:

    Good morning from the highlands of Scotland Cathe.
    I lived in the USA for 16 years and loved it, for its honesty and positivity and wonderful confidence and open love of country.
    We are only seeing the edge of what is happening from over here, even though all my best friends are there and I get daily reports from all the best newspapers and the wonderful ‘ Mother Jones’.,
    I despair of what is happening .
    In all my long and adventurous life I have known 6 good men , A Brit. a Romanian, two black Americans and an 2 Africans. These men , like your Husband and sons, are our hope for the future.
    There is an old saying that is in my mind constantly these dark days, something like ‘ For evil to flourish it only takes the good to do nothing ‘
    My hope is with the good men and the strong women, As another good wonderful man said, ‘Yes we can’

    J xxx

    • Catherine says:

      Jilly. That quote is incredibly true and it resonates so well to what is happening in the States right n!!! ow. The good are doing nothing. I’m doing something-I’m opening my fat yap! Between the Russian-controlled buffoon in the white house and men like O’Reilly, women NEED to be more forcefull. I’m glad that women as well as men are speaking up against Harvey Weinstein as well, but more voices are needed and we need to stop these vile men.
      My God. I remember my father telling me and my sisters that if a man ever abused us to leave the situation and let him know immediately. He also gave my brothers fair warning that if they ever mistreated a woman they would have to answer to him. WTF happened over the years???? It’s astounding the lack of respect toward women–I can’t even anymore….XOXOXOXOXO!!!!

  9. fiona says:

    I had to google Bill O’Reilly as I had no idea who he was. After reading several reports it seems like he is in the same camp as the orange bloke and Harvey Weinstein….utter scum. Pathetic how they try to wriggle off the hook blaming everyone but themselves. Man up you misogynists and take responsibility for your revolting behaviour or just change it! These are men who have daughters, sisters, granddaughters for crying out loud! For every story like this that we hear, how many go unreported? Hopefully that is beginning to change. xxx

    • Catherine says:

      Yup!!! Fiona. These are filth who will NEVER man up. And they won’t man up because their heinous actions have been normalized!!! It’s pathetic and disgusting and many women accept this behavior. It’s vile!!!!! XOXOXOXO!!!!

  10. Nora says:

    Couldn’t agree more. He is so arrogant and rude. He puts down everyone who dares to disagree with him. I could never understand why he was so popular even for Fox News. I am pretty sure his TV career is over.

    • Catherine says:

      Hi Nora. I could never figure out his popularity either. But the sad thing is that his career will not be over. Some right-wing, he-man woman haters club, cowardly bully radio station or tv station will pick him up. And the bigoted fans from Faux will slither on over to where he lands next. Sad but true!! XOXOXOXO!!!!

  11. Bridget says:

    The other night, Stephen Colbert described O’Reilly as “a scrotum who wants to be a real boy.” I think that about covers it.

  12. Ellen says:

    You expressed my exact feelings Cathy. Thank you. Now can you please ask your buddy Hipster Jesus if his father has any plans for Hannity as well? That will make my day.

    • Catherine says:

      Hi Ellen! Oh..I just spoke to Hipster Jesus and although he wouldn’t confirm who else is on “The List” but he did say that the upstairs contingent has plans for Hannity and his ilk!!! Rest assured!!!! XOXOXOXOXO!!!!

  13. mareymercy says:

    I don’t know why, but this whole issue is exhausting me right now. I feel like I’ve spent my whole life screaming about this behavior (which is everywhere) and been told to ‘calm down’ or stop being ‘hysterical’ that I am out of energy for it. I know I should feel vindicated that at least SOME of the truth about what women deal with every day is coming to light, but instead I just feel drained. Realizing that things still have not gotten one iota better for women who dare to exist in the world, basically, is depressing. I thank God I work for myself now and don’t have to deal with male co-workers anymore.

    Oh and I have my own version of hipster Jesus – he’s called Purple Jesus, and he’s an icon I discovered my last trip to Ruah. It’s a very modern icon and Jesus is wearing purple robes, and the background is a pastel blue. I took a photo of him with my iPhone and I pull him up now and again when I need to renew my faith in humanity. 🙂

    • Catherine says:

      Hey Cynthia. I dig your Purple Jesus. Geez–our spiritual Gurus are so busy these days. But you are correct–it is exhausting and it has affected me in the worst way. I’ve been told to calm down and stop being hysterical too–and that makes me even more hysterical!
      It takes a real woman to have the balls that men lack–and I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why more women aren’t standing up to these morons….I have heartburn. I gotta calm down!!! XOXOXOXOXO!!!

  14. LA CONTESSA says:

    I missed it!
    A GOOD THING as I cannot even READ the NEWS ANYMORE……..
    THANK YOU for putting HIM in his place!
    If he is BLAMING GOD………………he is a JACK ASS!

    • Catherine says:

      Hi Elizabeth! I’m in the middle of reading your post on Tamera. She’s so cute–I can’t stand it!!!! But yeah, blaming GOD????? What a jerk!!!! He is no man!!!!! XOXOXOXO!!!!

  15. doodletllc says:

    To My David. I watched how he treated his mom with love and respect and I knew…he is a gentleman with an inner strength that doesn’t need to be proven. Thanks for the podium.

  16. Deb lynch says:

    Good blog cuz. Thomas E Lynch n Thomas J Lynch are real men too. My dad n son.

  17. Renee in Northern California says:

    Thanks Catherine! I think I’ve done more inner and outer ranting in the last 11ish months than in all my 60 years on earth!! With this bunch of crazy ass weirdo’s…every single…. frigging day…. brings multiple dramas and chaos. And they get the attention…like all narcissist crave…whether good or bad! How much longer can our society continue with this dysfunction?! Sooo, glad these craven jerks are finally being called out, hope it continues!!
    Thankfully, my husband and sons treat women with dignity and respect! They’d, here from me if the didn’t and they know it!! lol!!

    • Catherine says:

      Hi Renee. We are like-minded. I have changed so much over the past 11 months. I’m not the same person because I have been affected by these filthy pigs. I hope they receive their just desserts soon. I look forward to voting next month because I want every one of those vile slithering non-man snakes to be ousted!!! XOXOXOXO!!!!

  18. calensariel says:

    Great song! Never heard it before. And his a shout out to the lord mayor of Wits End Cottage, my hubs Arn!

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