HIkea! Mykea! Ikea! Byekeya! (Christmas Decorating Part Two).

We left off at me leaving Michael’s with a killer headache due to those scented pine cones. I popped three Tylenol into my mouth and since I forgot to bring water with me, washed the little helpers down with my spit!

Tis The Season Pinecones

The cause of my annual migranes.  (See previous posting!)

Before driving to Ikea, though, I decided to take a look-see at the offerings at Home Goods.  I mean, it was now 9:40 and Home Goods was opened for ten minutes. The lot was filled.  I guess the shoppers from Wegmans decided to make the same pit stop as I did.

Home Goods Early in the AM

My next stop left much to be desired. Home Goods in Collegeville was a fail!

Major disappointment.  Home Goods had pillows that were way overpriced and their Christmas and Holiday selection left much to be desired. I felt bad for my friends who celebrate Hanukkah—two measly shelves were dedicated to The Festival of Lights.  That isn’t right!

Back in the car, listening to “The Best of C. Jerome”, singing make-believe French and on my way.

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I promised a certain person (aka Bonaparte) that I would NOT listen to Christmas music till after Thanksgiving. (shhhhh–I lied. But I was too lazy to eject C. Jerome during my shopping trip)

HI-Kea!  Oh there is nothing like arriving at Ikea when it first opens! Empty parking lot.   No crowds—and if you’ve ever been at Ikea during the weekend, you know how pleasurable it is when the store is almost empty!

HIkea!

Just look at those empty spaces.  Oh, I love Ikea so much!

The good thing is that I knew what I wanted–a red sheet set, and duvet cover for the bed in the upstairs guest room.  I also saw a cute little red fleece throw for 3.99.

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$3.99…and it is a great size. It’ll cover two people snuggled on the sofa!

  It would be perfect to toss over the arm of one of the sofas.  In my quest to decorate frugally, I also spotted red pillow covers for $4.00 each—the catalogue served me well and now I was armed and ready.

Gurli pillow cover. Ikea

 

I ended up purchasing six of these covers. At a grand total of $24.00, it was far less expensive than the price of two new pillows elsewhere.  The covers are a GREAT way to change up a look!

I got almost everything I needed with the exception of the duvet cover.  My local Ikea was out of stock in the twin size. Oh well, it’ll be money saved.

Through the process I picked up a rug then put it back. Three plants—then put them back as well. A couple of baskets that when in and out of the cart. Ahhh. Bonaparte would be so proud of me for sticking to my budget and not going off my list.

I did manage to pick up some crispbreads that come in at 45 calories each. While others are feasting on pigs-in-a blanket and other delights, I’ll stick to the crispbread rounds!

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I’ve already dug into this. Oops! Guess I’ll just have to return to Ikea for more!

After a successful trip, it was time to say “Bye-Kea”!!!!

Last stop. Walmart. I know. I KNOW.  Don’t judge because I shop at Walmart. Many of my friends refuse to shop there but Walmart has great prices and values.  And while I realize the Walmart parking lot is more dangerous than ISIS, I just cannot help myself.

Honestly, the shoppers at Walmart can’t or rather shouldn’t be driving a car. At all.  Many don’t know how to read signs and cruise right through the many stop signs located throughout. Many are texting—and most likely using emoji’s to get the message across because I’m sure they cannot spell (i.e. “stop” sign means to stop).  The remainder can’t see—those eyeglasses they are wearing are the non-prescription type. OK?

With my crossed eyes and balding head, I fit right in with the Walmart mix!

I came out with a bunch of beautiful poinsettias—and they are beautiful.

They are real and they are spectacular

As Terri Hatcher retorted in “Seinfeld” “They’re real and they’re spectacular”!  Yes. These poinsettias are real and spectacular! And DIRT CHEAP!!!!!

Back at home, I unpacked my goodies and got to work with the start of the decorating.

Packing the trunk

With a trunk full of Christmas goodies, I couldn’t wait to get home and unpack!

My decorating techniques are just about the same as my cooking and baking techniques. I’m sloppy.

Poor Bonaparte—he stresses during this decorating procedure and he is quite the pain-in-the-ass.

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My poor Bonaparte. He is fighting a losing battle when it comes to my untidy and messy decorating!  It’s his Waterloo!

Constantly badgering me  with “Ahr ou dun yet?”  and “Wha eez zis mess, Cassee?  Ah nid tu clin an’ vec-uhm”

Yeah.  This year I’m going a bit rustic. Have a look….

Decorations . Stairway with ribbon

Lights still have to be added, but I’m draping burlap ribbon over the garland….

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I added another burlap bow to one of the staircases (K-Mart special..I have one on the outdoor wreath). Notice  Chippy looking back at Bonaparte who is stressing out even more due to the mess I haven’t even made yet!

Decorations.  Top of armoire

I love greens on the cabinets too. This is atop the armoire in the living room. I’ve made a burlap bow to fancy it up….

Decorations. Cabinet detail with deer ribbon

Off the kitchen, I have this burlap ribbon with stag heads atop another cabinet. I LOVE this ribbon…..

Decorations. Downstairs pillow with tag from last year

Look! The throw from Ikea is draped behind this pillow. Ooooohhhh take another look at the pillow–it’s from last year but I never took the tag off. I’ll get a scissor….

Decorations. Very Merry

Back to the staircase. Isn’t this cute?

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One of the sofas in the upstairs living room–I love the white sofa with the red pillows. Check out the red covers from Ikea–they really are great!

Pillows on the loveseat

More pillows on the sofa in the sun room……

Decorations. Sunroom coffee table

The rustic coffee table in the sun room is also dressed for Christmas–I couldn’t help getting tiny poinsettias either!

Decorations. Side view sofa with pillows and throw

I’m going a bit overboard with the throws as well, but I love snuggling up with hot tea or cocoa and throwing a blanket over me–especially since my hot flashes have me in minimal attire!

Decorations. Downstairs guest room.

The downstairs guest room gets a touch of  Christmas decor too!

Adorable bowl from Target

This cute bowl is from Target–I don’t know what I”ll be putting in it, but I can tell you that those scented pine cones will NOT be in here! They will not be anywhere near my house either!

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A top filled with poinsettias. I have to turn the sticker on that plant around to the back. 

Decorations sheet set

The red sheet set from Ikea is on the Ikea daybed.  I figured since I couldn’t get the red duvet cover, I would just use the black checked one that I have–from Ikea no less.  I mixed in pillows with the red covers from Ikea with OTHER pillows that I had–and you can guess where the other pillow covers are from (can’t guess? I’ll give you a hint–it starts with “I” and ends with “a”)…..

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Look at this flannel plaid “ribbon”. OMG. I am going to use this on the boys’s gifts. I love this!!!!!!!

My mess.

See?  My mess is dwindling down.  Hey, there’s the hair roller I snagged from Chippy’s mouth right next to my plaid flannel ribbon!

I still have to wrap gifts and make an attempt to clean the mess I made, but ….for starters, I think I did pretty well!

Have a blast with your decorating—and just to put you in the mood early, here’s a little Christmas music from Dean Martin for you to get you in the mood! XOXOXOXO

 

 

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Back to Blog. And Catching Up! Part One.

Hey everybody!  There’s been quite a lot going on in the world of Atypical60dom.  I want to apologize for a lack of posting but I’m back in bizness and happy to be back to blogging!

The temp gig ended.  My tasks were completed and I have to say….

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I look like the drunken Aunt on St. Patrick’s 

It was great on so many levels. First of all, I felt validated. Remember how many times I whinged and whined about nobody not wanting to hire me due to my age?  Well, it was nice to have been a small part of a corporation where age didn’t matter.

In fact, it was the greatest corporate culture I ever worked in next to when I worked down on Wall Street.  The people were respectful. There was no micromanaging. People said hello with a smile on their face.

It was awesome—and the one possibility that kept me from staying was the company had become acquired.  I’ve been through that. Twice before.   So I know what the people who work there are going through emotionally. It’s tough…..

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Well then, I must be the Einstein of the blogging world because I worry and suffer from supreme Anxiety!

….and speaking of emotions, I’ve had a stressful few weeks.  Those pesky lady parts exams and skin checks.    All is well.

Yesterday I had my semi-annual skin check.  My insurance doesn’t cover the costs. So much for affordable health care in the State of Pennsylvania.  Luckily, I had money left in my Health Savings Account to cover the cost.  Then I had to get a “thing” burned off my chest. So that was another out-of-pocket expense.  But knock on wood—it’s all ok.

Growing old sucks sometimes in the fact that you are always “checking” for bad shit.

Then I got the news that another aunt passed away. My dad’s sister, Catherine.  She lived a nice life but her heart stopped beating at 88 years.  She always seemed so much younger than her years. And I swear she was the only person ever to come from Brooklyn, NY without that Brooklynese accent.  Her speaking voice was so resonant and articulate—it was almost unbelievable that she and my dad were from the same family.

Aunt Catherine was also one pretty forward lady.  She worked in Manhattan for years and lived across the river in New Jersey!  A true city-girl, she never learned how to drive—which brings me to one of the funniest things about her.  She hated being in the car—especially when the kids were driving and she would always be the nervous passenger with the rosary beads in her hands actually reciting the Mysteries of the Rosary while in transit.  When you are in bad and horrific traffic, with a ton of lunatics on the road, this Aunt Catherine as passenger thing could get pretty hysterical—in the most funniest of ways!

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If Aunt Catherine was in the car, THESE rosaries would NOT be hanging from the rear-view mirror. They would be placed in her hands!

Tomorrow, I’ll be attending her funeral Mass. All the “older” relatives are passing through this life now. It’s giving me pause to think—I am no one of those new “older” relatives.

Bonaparte is still a bit under the weather over Danièle. Add to the fact that his last surviving aunt passed away a week after Danièle.

And then the Paris attacks.  Our world needs fixing.

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We are all still hurting over the Paris attacks. When will our world go back to being kinder and more peaceful?

 NOTE TO SELF: As older relative you must make each day fun and delightful and live life with more gusto.

So to get me in the festive mood, I started Christmas decorating. I know. I know….this is the earliest I’ve ever done this.  I’ve always waited until after Thanksgiving but with the stress of doctor visits, and the angst of final good-byes to many older relatives in such a short time and the events in the world, I want happy!

Chateau Bonaparte is starting to look festive and happy!

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The first wreath of 2015 Christmas season hangs on the front door of Chateau Bonaparte!

 

Let me tell you about the “Prepping for Christmas Decorating” day that I had yesterday….

Got up and made sure I was in comfortable clothing.  It is still unseasonably warm here in the Philly ‘burbs so luckily, I didn’t have to bundle up…

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Another stellar fashion blog photo.  Comfy Tory Burch Reva flats.  J. Crew Factory Gigi pants. My black Uniqlo Men’s S Tee shirt reading “Je Suis Charlie” and J. Crew Regent blazer gave me a very simple outfit for a day of running around!

I get very methodical when I’m on a mission such as this.  Really. I’m not kidding.  I take a deep look (me, being the deep thinker that I am) not only at what I need, but the route I will travel.  In addition, I try to hit the store that opens the earliest and make my way around that.

First stop:  Target.  One of Oona’s friends picked up the greatest Christmas wrapping of all time. All. Time!  She posted it on Facebook.  I had to have that wrapping. So I sent her a message. She replied that the wrapping was from Target. Off I went.  Naturally, it was just my luck that I couldn’t find this spectacular gift wrapping.  While cursing Target’s gift wrapping buyer under my breath, I was ready to leave when I spotted the last roll left.  I grabbed it as though I were a crack addict going after a fix—and literally ran to the check out!

Target wrapping

This stag head wrapping paper is epic. I love it! Makes my Christmas a bit merrier!

On the way out of the store, a very chivalrous man opened the door for me with a big smile.  Either he thought I was a very beautiful mature woman whose looks just stunned him or he saw the look of a madwoman on my face and opened the door out of fear. I’ll delusionally go with my first thought.

Second stop was Wegman’s to pick up some groceries that would keep in the car for a few hours.  At 8:30 in the morning, I was shocked at how crowded the store was. Oh. Wait. Thanksgiving is next week.

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Wegmans in Collegeville is always crowded no matter WHAT time it is! Ugh.

Next was a stop over to Michael’s craft store.

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I’m now wondering if the parking lot at Michael’s was empty because so many people are offended by the scent of those cinnamon and spice pinecones!

I had to make sure I had Tylenol with me. There is a reason for this.  Scented pinecones. Those fucking things ruin my holiday shopping.  I ran out of the garland that I had. It’s nice. Green fir with UNSCENTED pinecones scattered about.  I’m sure there is more of this garland somewhere in the garage, but I just could not be bothered looking for it.  So I get to Michael’s, and the parking lot is pretty-much empty. This is a good thing because I will be in and out.

I entered the store and the scent of fake cinnamon shit hit me hard.  I had to hold my nose with one hand and wheel the cart around with the other. My eyes started to tear up. Yes. I AM that allergic to that horrific fake scent.

Tis The Season Pinecones

These things are THE most OFFENSIVE items ever. They actually ruin shopping for me. Am I the only one?

Two of the sales assistants noticed me and came over to help right away. These girls were amazing. AMAZING! I explained what garland I needed and they got it for me immediately.  Then I started to bitch to them about how the scent of the pine cones was ruining my entire Christmas season.

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This is the garland that I have wrapped on my bannisters–see the little pinecones? The don’t smell!

I didn’t stop. I went on to tell both of them that some people are offended by Christmas trees and Nativity sets and any form of Christmas celebrations.  I told them some people are offended by menorahs.  Then I told them that the biggest offense of all during the “holiday” season is the goddam scented pinecones.

Yes. I am offended by the scent of those pinecones. That fake cinnamon and spice gives me a headache so bad that it reaches to my neck and shoulders.   AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO IS OFFENDED BY THOSE SCENTED PINECONES??  Apparently not, because one of the delightful sales assistants told me that she had to unpack three boxes of them and had an incredibly headache afterwards.

I’ve written letters to every store’s company who sells those things. The only store to do anything about it is Wegman’s. They now have these disgusting items OUTSIDE the store rather than inside!

The best was when I went to check out, the cashier noticed the pinecones on my garland and actually said “Oh…you know we sell scented pinecones if you are interested.”

I won’t repeat what I said back to her—but she was incredibly upset with me.  I may have made her cry a bit. Her bottom lip actually quivered as she meekly whispered to me “I love that scent.”

Next stop….Ikea. But this is getting long-winded so I’ll stop for now and start on Part Two!!! Stayed tuned…..

And in honor of that smell….Lynrd Skynyrd. That Smell!

 

 

XOXOXOXO!!

 

 

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Nous En Tous Ensemble….

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But Marianne is strong. We will all help her and France to get through this horrific act.

Fuck it. I wasn’t going to add anything else–but you know what?  We all need to gather our GREAT memories of Paris so I’m adding a post from this past summer.  We need to be positive………The Return to Paris

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Transforming Bonparte Into a French Pop Music Fan.

Bonaparte and I are as different as we are alike.   Actually we are more different than we are alike, but opposites attract.

He is French. I’m American.

Yes. My Bonaparte loves wine, baguettes, flowers and comes from an artistic family. I am an American Wonderwoman–but there’s a bit more of me than there is of Lynda Carter!

Bonaparte is Felix Unger to my pared-down version of Oscar Madison. I’m not a complete slob but I’m always just slightly askew. Bonaparte wears his clothing like the perfect Parisian.

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I don’t smoke cigars, nor do I wear a baseball cap, but my hair is always in a state of slightly messy while Bonaparte is always perfect!

I’m the chef and baker. He’s the cleaner-upperer. (is “upperer” a word?  If not, it is now!)

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Dessert last night was an Alsatian Apple Tarte that I baked–but Bonaparte had the big clean up–especially after the duck that I cooked!

And when it comes to music, we are nowhere near the same page.  However, I may have brought him over to a side of music that was always close to him but he never discovered.

Growing up as a young boy in Paris, Bonaparte listened to classical music. It was in his family.  His stepdad, Jean Casadesus, was a classical pianist who toured the world performing classical concerts. 

Jean Casadesus

Bonaparte’s stepdad–even classical artists loved their cigarettes! Notice the cigarette isn’t even lit!

In fact, Bonaparte didn’t even have a TV growing up!  I haven’t even the words……

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While I was getting an education on European culture from watching The Patty Duke Show, Bonaparte was listeing to THIS version of longhair music!

On the other hand, my childhood music memories were varied.  My parents listened to standards and big band music. Also added into that blend were Top 40 radio songs. 

Benny Goodman

Growing up, Benny Goodman’s clarinet was familiar in our house!

In the mid-60’s, as I reached the age of 10 and into the teen years, I was hooked on the British Invasion.

Bands

Be still my heart!  I’ll ALWAYS love the music of the British Invasion–it was the first time in my life that I realized how important music is!

Classical music?  Bonaparte loves Bach, Beethoven and Saint-Saens.

Poor Ludwig–he looked so pissed off. Maybe that’s why Bonaparte loves him so much!  Camille Saint-Saens is another favorite of Bonaparte’s.

 I’m more of a Shubert kinda gal.  I’m also a huge Scott Joplin fan. Bonaparte says Joplin isn’t “classical” music. I call bullshit because Scott Joplin is a perfect example of American classical music. 

Franz Schubert

Shubert, in my humble opinion, had the most beautiful melodies of any classical composer. Besides, he was nicely rounded and if you look closely, he was slightly cross-eyed–I can relate!

Scott Joplin

Every American should be well-versed in Joplin’s beautiful rags. Quite honestly, he’s the greatest American classical composer. EVER!

We both agree on Mozart though!

Mozart

One composer we both love is Mozart!  Note to self–watch Amadeus for the millionth time soon!

Dare I even broach the subject of Christmas music? I’ll give you a hint.  Bonaparte goes upstairs whenever I start blasting and singing along to my Christmas recordings!

Christmas music

Just a small sampling of my Christmas CD’s. How many of you have the Hendrix one?

Now while I love classic rock, I have always loved pop music because if the catchy tunes.  Lately, though I realize that I’m just a bit too. Um…….mature of age (I’ll shan’t say “old”!) to even bother to a lot of the pop music on the radio today.

Don’t get me wrong. One of my favorite CD’s of all time is John Mayer’s first CD “Room for Squares”…and I consider him one of the greatest American guitarists of all time. But for me, Mayer is that rare cross between pop and rock—and I have every CD of his to prove how much I love his music.  But John is another post.

John Mayer

One of the greatest pop/rock musical CD’s of all time.  John Mayer is one of the greatest young musicians today.  Oona and I both love him so much!

I’m going to the tell you how I got Bonaparte to listen to FRENCH pop music!  

When Bonaparte’s stepdad, Jean, traveled to the US to tour, he would bring back “American rock ‘n roll” records for teenaged Bonaparte.   We are of a different generation, Bonaparte and I, and his “rock n’ roll” was before my time.

He loved The Platters, The Diamonds, and Elvis. 

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Oh. I think I was just out of diapers when Bonaparte was listening to this music!

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The Diamonds are another one of Bonaparte’s favorite “American” groups –shhhhh, they are really Canadian–but Canada IS in North America so they are technically American. Right????

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Bonaparte also idolized THIS Elvis…..

 He loved “Blue Jean” Elvis—not the “Jumpsuit” Elvis that I grew up with.  (Hey, “In The Ghetto” and “Suspicious Minds” are the two greatest “Jumpsuit” Elvis songs of all time!)

Jumpsuit Elvis

…while I admit, Jumpsuit Elvis was one of my guilty pleasures!

I always found Bonaparte’s fascination with American rock ‘n roll incredibly intriguing. Especially since he was such a fan of classical music!

It wasn’t until I started to travel to France with him that I discovered French pop music. Here’s how it happened:

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Out of sheer boredom of not being able to take the Metro, I started listening to Nostalgie radio in the car. I got “le ‘ooked”!

I think I’ve mentioned in a previous post that Bonaparte refuses to take the Metro whenever we are in Paris. He claims that the Metro is disgusting.  I haven’t even had the chance to make my own opinion. Buses are too slow.  And while I love to walk, he isn’t too fond of it. So—we drive.  And given that Paris traffic is horrific, I feel the need to listen to the radio.  The one French radio station that I found and was immediately hooked was “Nostalgie”.  All the French pop stars from the 60’s through the 80’s.

All that “Ye-Ye” music of Francoise Hardy, France Gall, Jacques Dutronc and others is pure “tres cool” pop! Why didn’t he listen to it? This was pop greatness!   I needed to know.

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It’s almost sinful that a couple THIS good looking has the musical talent that they do! Oh. Wait. They’re FRENCH! Tres Cool!

His royal snobbiness simply stated that the French pop music was too “common”. Time to bring this Frenchman down to the peasant level of moi! How can you think the music is too common if you don’t freakin’ listen to it???

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Um….I would NEVER call THIS couple common.  Gainsbourg and Birkin were a one-of-a kind couple.  Honestly, the both of them did not have the greatest of voices but yet, they managed to make it work and have great musical careers–and quite spicy ones at that!

“Nostalgie” radio station brought forth for me an education in pop music!  I discovered that French pop is incredibly happy music. It puts me in a good mood!  I have no idea what many of the lyrics are about but can piece words together to understand slightly. Listening to French pop also helps me to learn the language through song.

Young Delpeche

Michel Delpeche….

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..the cute-as-a-button C. Jerome (R.I.P.)…

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The incredibly talented singer/writer Daniel Balavoine (R.I.P.)…are just some of the talented French pop musicians.

Veronique Sanson

Did you know that French pop star Veronique Sanson was married to Stephen Stills?  Yes. THAT Stephen Stills of CSN &Y!!!

But the best part is that from my constant listening to Nostalgie radio, Bonaparte finally admitted that he actually likes the music.  I stream the station from my iPhone.  And get this—a few weeks ago, Bonaparte asked me to set up Nostalgie on his  iPhone too!

Presently, my new “favorite” French pop musician is Michel Polnareff.  First of all, the “young” Michel Polnareff looks a lot like my favorite music crush of all time. Ray Davis.

Hey. Davies and Polnareff–Heart throb supremes! 

Secondly. Polnareff’s voice is “Pure Pop Porn”. Yes. That’s right! Anthony Bourdain may love his food porn, but Polnareff’s songs are song porn!  Listen to these two songs and just tell me his voice isn’t giving you dirty thoughts!

Michel Polnareff’s “Love Me, Please Love Me”

Michel Polnareff’s “L’Amour Avec Toi”

It’s fun to feel happy.  French pop music makes me happy.

It also makes me happy that Bonaparte, after all these years of classical music and being too snobby to listen to French pop as become a fan.

Hey. It’s never too late! Check it out–the French pop music. There’s a lot of happiness and silliness and joie de vivre in it!

And I leave you with one of the most censored songs of the 1960’s. Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin’s “Je T’aime, Moi Non Plus”. Which is pretty tame these days!

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This Little Piggy Loved What She Wore Today!

You know how a random thought can start an entire story or can make you ramble on and on?

Well. I was in the car on my way home from work today and I thought “I really, REALLY liked what I wore today.

But I have to tell you a couple of things first. OK?  First of all, I am referring to myself as a little piggy today because my hair is so freakin’ dirty filthy and I need to do my roots so badly.

Filthy hair

You can do the math. My hair IS that dirty–but I’m lucky because it looks better as it gets filthier. Wow. I’m REALLY cross-eyed today. I’ve been working hard!

How dirty IS my hair?  You ask.  Well, two weeks ago this evening I left for Paris—and I had no time to do my hair—it was dirty two weeks ago.  Then Oona was home last weekend and I had no time to do my hair.  Trust me, my hair (or the hair that I actually still have) is so porous and dry and coarse that it takes forever just to wash and set and let it dry.  ( Yes. I do the roller set because I will only allow Adam from Bleu Mousse Salon blow my hair out!)

I honestly think that my hair has surpassed the dirty filthy stage and dirt and other elements don’t even want to be in my hair—I’m now repelling filth.

I ended up teasing my hair and putting on a thick headband. I wanted to channel my inner Catherine Deneuve.

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At least I tried…but I had skunk stripped hair……

Only thing was that the front was salt and pepper and the back was black. Someone at work actually asked me if I was wearing hair extensions. I had to explain that I needed to do my roots. But I didn’t even care. I was too happy with my outfit.

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See what I mean?  And THIS is only part of how badly my roots looked!

Rain was falling when I woke up and I didn’t want to wear a skirt or a dress.  Jeans weren’t an option because the dress code only allows jeans on Friday. Today is Thursday.

Little piggy

Just WHAT could this little piggy wear on this rainy day?

I opted for my J. Crew Front Zipper Pixie Pants. They are super comfortable and look pretty decent.  A heavy turtleneck sweater that I pulled from my closet was not a good choice because even though we are heavily into fall, the November weather is still warm and balmy.   And mixed with rain, the weather just doesn’t lend itself well for those bulky but toasty turtlenecks.

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A simple and safe and classic outfit. And comfy to boot!

Instead, I opted for a sweater that I purchased last year at J. Crew. The sweater is light enough to wear on a warm day and isn’t bulky.  I also like the zipper detail and was wondering why I never wear the sweater much.

I wanted a bit of bling and wore a subtle statement necklace also from J. Crew.

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Look to the left hand side of the pic, see the zipper on the sweater? It just makes the sweater different and not boring!  And the necklace is just a bit of bling on a dreary day!

On my feet, I decided on my well-worn Tory Burch Black Reva flats. The inside lining has completely worn out and the shoes are just about falling apart, but they are comfy and great for walking across a puddle-strewn parking lot.

But the best thing about my outfit was the coat.

The coat

The coat looks somewhat raggedy on the hanger..but it changes when I put it on!

The coat is probably my favorite piece of clothing in my wardrobe.

I stole it from Bonaparte. It belonged to his uncle, Yves. The coat is at least 45 years old.

It is an orangey-brown, almost terra cotta raincoat.  The fabric is a water-repellent ultra-suede. The coat is shapeless but the fabric drapes so nicely when worn.

I’ve rolled the sleeves up slightly.

When I wear this coat, I feel as though I am in a cocoon.  I feel warm and comfy.  I’ve worn this coat for the past ten fall-into-winter-into-springs.   This coat has a history. It was made in France and has been worn in Paris and throughout Europe. It’s been worn to film premieres and parties.  It has been worn on happy occasions and sad occasions.

The coat made its way to America. To New York and now it is in Pennsylvania.  It was worn by two men and now it is worn by a woman.

It is my “magic” coat because no matter how filthy my hair may be. No matter how badly my roots need to be colored. No matter how my weight fluctuates or whether I’m wearing ten-dollar jeans from Forever 21 or expensive jeans from J. Crew or Gap, this coat always makes me feel like a million dollars.

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This picture does no justice to what the coat really looks like when it is on me. I wish I had the ability to take pics of me in clothing the way those OTHER bloggers do! LOL!

And despite my dirty hair and my nails that needed a manicure and my little feetsies that needed a pedicure, this little piggy felt like a million bucks today!

Do you have a special article of clothing that makes you feel like a million bucks?  Well, you know what?  I think you need to wear that particular item tomorrow and I think you need to leave your home feeling like a million bucks—every day!

Tonight I leave you with a song that just makes me happy every time I hear it “Himalaya” by French singer C. Jerome. I’m a sucker for bagpipes and this song’s got ’em!  XOXOXOXO!

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I Love to Complain and Bitch. Therefore, I Vote!

It’s always fun to  bitch and complain about the weather. We’re justified. It’s too cold. It’s too humid. It’s too hot. It’s too muggy. It’s too gray.

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Honestly, I think I complain about rainy weather more than any other kind!

But it’s ok because sometimes the weather, if not cooperating can ruin plans.

It’s a fact of life to complain about hair. My hair is too frizzy. My hair is too flat. My hair is too dry. My hair is too thin. My hair is too oily. My hair is falling out.

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Trust me. Most hair days are NOT this good for me. I’m currently looking like a skunk because I need to do my roots…and my hair is frizzing……..

It’s ok because our hair is supposed to be our crowning glory…and after all the pampering and love and care we give to our hair—it just doesn’t behave. And it’s ok to complain.

That new recipe that you tried and just didn’t turn out well. It’s ok. Go ahead and bitch to high heaven.  You spent a lot of time working on that meal and quite a bit of money on the ingredients. Something went wrong and it could have been the writing of the recipe—perhaps instructions were not clear enough. You are justified in your complaints.

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Oops! I burnt the potatoes! Bonaparte was a bit upset–but I kinda like them this way! I ruined the recipe!

Those beautiful new shoes you have been coveting and saving up to purchase just so that your feet would look spectacular and your legs would be incredibly shapely in those higher heels are killing you. They are the most uncomfortable shoes you have ever purchased.  Definitely worth complaining about!

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These shoes are comfortable for a couple of hours but all day and I would be dying! And complaining big time!

The asshole in the left-hand lane is talking on the phone and going slowly and won’t move over to the center lane.  Oh man—flip that guy the bird and curse him out. It’s validated!c6620268b9ef2741efe893db00db6bb0

Don’t even get me started………………..

You are on a crowded elevator and someone passes gas. Early in the morning. Go ahead and say something!  I would. I would complain by stating loudly “Oh. My. God. To the person who passed the gas—you couldn’t wait to leave the elevator and go to the bathroom?”

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…and I would be the person to confront you. I don’t care who hears me!

I’ve complained about and returned meat that was bad, milk that had gone slightly sour, and makeup that didn’t live up to the promises made in the advertisements. I’ve even been tempted to bring a faulty tampon back to the store—but even I sometimes have boundaries!

For me, complaining is an art.  Bonaparte is amazed at my fine talent for complaint. He swears that I complain better than any of his native countrymen and women.

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France–you have met your complaining match! THIS American can win an international complaining contest. And I can shrug with the best of them too!

However, I only complain when the complaint is validated.

That is why I vote.

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Every. Single. Vote. Counts!

I despise most politicians because they lie. They all have personal agendas that have nothing to do with you or me.  They only want power and many of the elected officials, no matter what their party, abuse and take advantage of that power.

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This asshole on the left wants more “family” time–but only for HIM and nobody else. The moron on the right is just vile.  Replacing Boehner with Ryan was going from bad to worse.   If we didn’t have  a certain “ilk” running congress, Ryan and his narcissistic puss wouldn’t be Speaker. Ugh.

Presently, it is my duty as an American, to try my best to make sure the bible-banging, self-righteous and fake Christians do NOT get elected into office.   Church and State need to be separated. My Hipster Jesus needs a godamn break!

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Look at that sad face on Jesus. Give the guy a break already. He wants no part of politics!

There are times when I vote for the winner and times when I vote for the candidate who lost the election.

It doesn’t matter though because I am validated in any complaint I make. I can bad mouth and yell and scream and huff and puff and blow the house in over the bad politics. I am justified because I voted.

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Oh yes. I am just like that big bad wolf because I am so full of wind and hot air!

On election day, I make sure to vote. No excuses.  In these United States of America we are lucky enough to have the privilege of a democracy.  We are able to vote.

Some other countries’ citizens are not as lucky or privileged as we are.

Some people think local elections are silly and not worth their time of the vote—and these are the same people who will complain about members of local school boards and local politicians. But they aren’t justified in complaining because they didn’t vote! How can you complain if you didn’t vote? Isn’t that hypocrisy?

It’s sad.  Bonaparte and I were watching the local news earlier this evening in hopes to find out some of the election results.  Nothing was mentioned.  On the CBS affiliate or the NBC affiliate or the ABC affiliate. Nada. Nothing. However, there were more than enough feel-good news stories and too many medical stories.  But nothing about the local elections. The local news is nothing more than The National Enquirer for TV.

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Local news is a joke–and all three networks should be ashamed of themselves for being too corporate and politically correct! I’m tired of feel good and  disease-of-the-day stories!

Listen. I hate to sound “preachy”, but all I want is a better world and place for our future children to live.  I don’t want any more wars. I don’t want any more troops losing limbs and life.  I don’t want the insurance companies to rule our lives.  I want my Social Security when it is due me.

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As a hippie at heart, all I want is peace and love and happiness!

I want peace. And love. And happiness.  And the ability to eat massive amounts of cheese and chocolate and not gain an ounce.

Theoule. Geant. 2euro Cheese = 10.00 in the USA!

All this cheese and….

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Chocolate without gaining weight make me a happy camper!

So let’s do this—we have an important election coming up next year.  We gotta start thinking about this and if we want to complain we need to get out and vote.  I’m already complaining because in Montgomery County, PA, where I voted, only 26 percent of the voters made it to the polls. What was more important–watching reality TV?

Thank you for allowing me to vent and complain.   I feel so much better already! XOXOXO

I have “High Hopes”…and so does Frank Sinatra! XOXOXO

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Where The Hell Did Thanksgiving Go?

Halloween is over. Luckily we had a ton of trick-or-treaters  and there was not one piece of candy left for me to shove into my mouth. The neighborhood kids are angels for helping me to stick to my diet.

Oona was in for a visit this past weekend and the two of us delightfully answered the door and “ohhhh and ahhhhh-ed” at all the wonderful costumes.

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I miss making Halloween costumes for my kids. It was so much fun–Oona as Pebbles. Roman as a drowned Titanic passenger and Jake as The Penguin!

Sunday, November 1st, the day after Halloween, Bonaparte and I, along with Chippy the wonderdog, drove Oona to New York’s LaGuardia Airport from our home in the Philly suburbs. It was also the day of the New York Marathon–something neither of us realized until the night before!

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Thanks to the Marathon, I was unable to get across the Verrazano Bridge–either way!

 Our only entryway into Queens was to drive to the George Washington Bridge, which was the only bridge opened.  We then drove across the island of Manhattan at Dykman Street and took the Harlem River Drive to the Triboro Bridge.

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It was worse for Oona. Once she boarded the plane there was an announcement that the pilot forgot he had a flight and they had to wait for him. American Airlines–thankfully, the pilot wasn’t in a bar drinking!

I’m getting off track here.   Driving Oona to the airport was basically easy peasy. No traffic to speak of. But…we got a look at the traffic leaving the city and it was one big mess.  The Verrazano was closed. The Queensboro Bridge was closed and the George Washington Bridge was the only way back.

Nahhh..It wasn’t. We just redirected ourselves and took the Queens Midtown Tunnel into Manhattan and the Lincoln Tunnel to the Jersey Turnpike. It was the first time we had NEVER hit traffic leaving NYC to go home.

And my point is this—when we arrived back into our development, I noticed Christmas lights on one of the homes down the street. The day after Halloween. Christmas lights were flashing.

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OK..so this is an exaggeration.  It isn’t the house down the street. It’s Mr. Martell’s house in Hamilton, New Jersey–the BEST decorated house in Central Jersey.  But the house down the street DID have their Christmas lights flashing!

A few houses down were those little welcome candle lights that people put in their windows at Christmas time. The day after Halloween. And…directly across the street from us stood a lighted Christmas tree in our neighbor’s living room. The day afterHalloween.

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Yes. It’s the tree of Christmas and it is directly across from me! I could not believe it!

Which brings me to wonder. What the Hell happened to Thanksgiving?

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Yeah–but what about Thanksgiving?

I’ll admit it; Thanksgiving has never been my favorite Holiday. Growing up in the 1960’s, in an age of convenience, my mother had the deli across the street “cater” the turkey with all the trimmings.  The only part of the turkey that I liked was the dark meat and I could only eat it on a sandwich with stuffing and cranberry sauce.  I cannot stand turkey.

I don’t like pumpkin pie.  I despise green bean casserole.  Sausage stuffing gives me heartburn.  I only like bread stuffing and cranberry sauce. And the cranberry sauce has to be the jellied kind.  My four other siblings also liked cranberry sauce so there would be massive fights at the dinner table to see who got the most cranberry sauce.  Then my sister Theresa would start to cry because Thanksgiving was supposed to be about giving thanks and we were acting like animals. Then my mother would get in on the act and give us all that “pursed lip mom is pissed off” look.  My father would just sigh and light up a cigarette. At the dinner table.

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Honest to God, I think Norman Rockwell was delusional. We’ve NEVER had a Thanksgiving that resembled THIS picture. Never!!!!

Thanksgiving became worse for me when I got married. My mother-in-law had a rather “strong” personality. OK?  That meant we had to travel up to Connecticut every Thanksgiving.  While the night before Thanksgiving was usually fun—especially when the entire family was visiting, the next day was more stressful.  Some family members would attend the local high school’s football game. They would bring flasks. Before sipping from the flask, there would be a lot of beer consumed. I’m talkin’ early in the morning.  Are you catching my drift?   Along with my distain of turkey is an even stronger distain of beer. Need I say more?

Sometimes it just sucks to be sober.

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Jake, in Kindergarten at St. Ignatius Loyola in NYC.  He was an Indian–Oops–I mean “Native American” at his class Thanksgiving. It was most likely the most refined Thanksgiving celebration he’s ever taken part in!

That being said, my mother-in-law couldn’t sit still.  Her pressure cooker whistling away, working swiftly, she would have that dinner on the table in two minutes—and would be clearing the table the second the last guest sat down to eat.  It was “extra” special during the years that her oldest son was not in attendance. She would sit at the table and cry—literally cry because Richard wasn’t there.  I cannot make this up.

My solace came in the form of the great desserts she made. My mother-in-law was an amazing baker—and no matter how many times I asked her for recipes—she would never give me any! Her “Texas Chocolate Cake” became my bestie during those Thanksgivings because I would lock myself in the attic with a few slices and a glass of milk and pray that the weekend would end.  I gave thanks because that Texas Chocolate Cake saved my sanity during quite a few Thanksgivings!

Then Oona became a competitive Irish Dancer. And Thanksgiving dinner took on new meaning.

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No. It isn’t Oona dressed in a Native American headdress. Nor is she Medusa. This is how she sat at the Thanksgiving dinner table for a few years before the curly wigs came into fashion for the Irish Dancers.

The Mid-Atlantic Oireachtas (as in Oh-rock-this)—Irish Dance regionals were held on Thanksgiving weekend every year. That meant cooking turkey with all the trimmings, scarfing down the meal and immediately after dinner, Oona and I would head for three days of competition at the Downtown Marriott in Philly.

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Ten Thanksgiving weekends were spent with Irish Dance friends. And we had a great, great time!

My sons gave thanks for three days of football –turning the house into a man cave of sorts.

I’ve had Thanksgiving disasters in the form of the year we had Turducken. The chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey. Each form of bird layered with a strange stuffing.  Turducken tastes like shit.  However, my sons ate it with no problem.

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Turducken. It was horrific and worse than regular turkey!

One year, to save time, I decided to let Wegman’s “cook” my turkey. What I never realized was that the “cooked” turkey was only partially cooked. I’m not even going to explain that disaster.

Later on, as the kids got older, we started to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner at my sister Germaine’s home out on Long Island.  Even then, I would have to listen to Bonaparte fret about how bad the traffic back to the Philly burbs would be. But it was always great to get back to Long Island and enjoy the traditional meal with my sister and her family and all the kids!

Last year Bonaparte and I spent Thanksgiving at home. Just the two of us. Oona was visiting my brother and his family in Texas.  Roman had to work the parade so he and Jake spent dinner with my ex-husband.

I roasted pheasant and baked bread and we had a nice bottle of wine.  I was thankful we did not have turkey. But I missed the kids.

This year, Bonaparte and I are meeting the kids in Manhattan. Oona will be flying in from a business trip in Toronto and then coming home with us.  Roman has to work the cue cards for the parade.  Jake made reservations at Claudette, a French restaurant and we will enjoy our Thanksgiving meal in the heart of Greenwich Village.

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I’m looking forward to Thanksgiving dinner here at Claudette!

Naturally, Bonaparte had me call the restaurant to see if there were choices besides turkey for the main plat.  *Sigh*  My Frenchman.  I am happy to say that Bonaparte is giving thanks that Claudette’s chef is French and is offering more than turkey.  Oh let’s all give thanks for that one!

In spite of all my complaining though, Thanksgiving still IS a holiday.  And despite the family drama and the yelling and screaming and stress of it all, this holiday shouldn’t be hidden by the Halloween festivities or the prepping for Christmas.

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Seriously. Let’s not forget this day. It’s sad but this was the only sign of Thanksgiving in Walmart today….and this…

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What a sad looking display!

Let’s put the stress and the yelling and the screaming and the fighting and the drama with our families on the table and give thanks for all that noise that families bring to the plate!

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You can say that again Tom Turkey! The struggle to keep Thanksgiving IS real!

Let’s give Thanksgiving the respect it deserves—even if we don’t like turkey.

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I wonder if they REALLY had jellied cranberry sauce and Jiffy corn bread?

Let’s try to welcome Santa and Frosty and the Christmas decorations after our Thanksgiving dessert has been digested.

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Hey you two. I’m gonna wait till after Thanksgiving to allow you into my home. OK?

I gotta go now and take inventory of my Christmas decorations!

In the meantime—Adam Sandler has a nice Thanksgiving song for you!

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Paris Without Danièle. Part Trois

Alrighty. We’re winding the weekend down and I’m hoping this isn’t becoming a bore for you to read, but I’ve just got so much to say about so many of the little things that occurred so take my hand and come on along with me on this overcast Sunday morning in Paris…..

It was another “sleep late” day, but we were lucky to have gained an hour due to the time change.  Nevertheless, our wonderfully entertaining dinner with Jean-Denis and Marie ended at a time when Bonaparte and I are usually in dreamland!

Once again, we missed breakfast at the hotel but after getting dressed, we headed over to Rue Buci to “Paul”—not to be confused with Chez Paul over on Place Dauphine, this is the boulangerie/patisserie chain throughout France and in the DC area of the States.

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Paul, on Rue Buci is a great place for those “I missed breakfast” breakfasts!

Even though the rest of Paris was sleepy and the streets were empty, Rue Buci was still buzzing.  I had a hot chocolate with a pain au chocolat and Bonaparte had some strong coffee and a croissant.

Look at that decadent hot chocolate. It was the bomb!!!

The weather continued with low gray clouds but the clarity and crispness of the air made for another perfect to walk around Paris and enjoy our role of being  a couple of  flaneurs  (wanderers, loafers, dawdlers, strollers…)

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Other wanderers were scattered about but it was pretty quiet. Isn’t that lighting amazing? Every once in a while the sun peeked out to tease us!

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It was nice to just walk around and take random pics of  anything that caught our eyes!

With dinner at Michel’s and Marie-Claude’s on the horizon, our goal for today was to walk over to Montparnasse and see the Atelier Andre Girard before it closed for good.  It was decided to close the gallery, named in honor of Bonaparte’s maternal grandfather that Danièle operated.  We also wanted to visit Danièle one last time before we left for home.

Sunday in Paris is a great day to just wander around aimlessly. Even in the later morning into early afternoon, the city is empty of the traffic that consumes the boulevards, avenues and narrow streets during the rest of the week.  Most Parisians are home sleeping off their indulgences of the night before. Those who are out and about are doing so at a snail’s pace rather than rushing like a hare that’s about to be trapped, cooked and eaten for a comforting meal!

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A lonely, quiet corner on a late Sunday morning in Paris. It doesn’t get much better than this!

Walking along Blvd. Raspail was easy and slow. We passed familiar and not-so-familiar shops and sights.  I knew we were approaching the gallery when I spotted the little flower shop where we’ve purchased beautiful little bouquets and had pleasant conversation with the owner.

Paris. Blvd. Raspail sign.

One of my favorite boulevards to walk along–always something interesting to see.

We stopped by the gallery and it was weird to see the usually bustling street so quiet. We usually have to circle the street a few times before finding a parking spot but today we were the only form of life.

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The gallery will be closing for good soon. 

Bonaparte was quite proud of himself as he remembered a shortcut to the cemetery.   The cemetery was peacefully quiet except for the rustling of leaves that fell on the ground.  The scent of the fallen leaves mixed with the dampness of the previous night brought back memories of autumns past. You know what I’m talking about don’t you?  You know that particularly leafy smell—it doesn’t have that “new” spring scent and it doesn’t smell like the ground does after a good rainfall.   It’s the scent of leaves that are starting to decay—but it isn’t a bad smell.  I guess it’s an appropriate scent for a cemetery!

Montparnasse Cemetary Hanging out with the deadbeats

Montparnasse Cemetery is actually a nice place for some quiet time–although I think the spirits here are prepping for Halloween!

Anyway, as we got closer to Danièle’s grave, we noticed that people were there.  We really, really just wanted to spend some time alone with her—just like we did at the apartment. But you know what? It was just very touching for Bonaparte to see that people, strangers in fact, were paying their respects to her.  When the small but steady stream of people stopped, the three of us were finally together in solitude.  We thanked Danièle for all her generosity and all the happy memories she gave us.  I tidied up the flowers around the grave, we said our goodbyes and we were off again.

Paris. Montparnasse cemetary. Farther view of Daniele's grave.

I’m telling you, Daniele had the most decorative grave in the yard!  And fashionably added some color to the gray atmosphere!

We came across a little pop-up market where local artists were selling their paintings, sculptures, photographs and jewelry.  And stopped to browse and admire.

We walked some more and a shop that really caught my eye was one that sold only gloves. Gloves!  I had to take a picture—if only the shop had been opened on this Sunday, I would have gone in and come out with a fancy pair of Parisian gloves.  Or maybe not since I have a habit of losing at least three pair of gloves each year!

Paris. Montparnasse. Glove shop.

Can you believe this?  I want those black riding gloves with the red trim. How about you?

We were stopped by a lost couple who needed directions. Bonaparte was able to assist and the couple happily thanked him.

I took pictures of signs and buildings to remember this day.

Paris. Cute Wheelbarrow outside of bistro

I literally stumbled upon this little wheelbarrow. Actually, I almost FELL over it. Isn’t it cute?

Paris. St. Germain des Pres. Pink house with crooked windows

More buildings!

Paris. Rue du Rennes sign.

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More signs!

When we passed by the Jardin du Luxembourg we decided to see an exhibit of Fragonard’s paintings. It’s so great to just stumble into an exhibit by an artist we both love..and Fragonard’s paintings are like little day dreams!

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This was a GREAT exhibit!

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Look how dreamy Fragonard’s paintings are!

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Fragonard is one of my favorite painters–the paintings are so soft!

The later in the afternoon, the more the city became active.  We headed back to the hotel to pack because we had a cab coming to pick us up at 6:00 AM the next day. And—to tell you the truth, I just wanted to be packed before we went out for dinner.

We had been invited to dinner at the home of Bonaparte’ brother-in-law. Michel.  Michel had been divorced from Bonaparte’s sister, who had since passed away.  Are you following?  Marie-Claude, Michel’s wife and Michel have remained very close to Bonaparte’s family.  We’ve had dinner with them before at Danièle’s and I’ve always liked them and this would be the first time for me to be invited into their home.

We were also lucky that Ann-Sophie, Michel and Marie-Claude’s daughter was driving from the suburb of Asnières into Paris to offer us door-to-door service.

Did you ever go to someone’s home and from the moment you entered through the threshold of the door, you just knew you were going to have a great time? Yeah! That’s how it was at Michel and Marie-Claude’s home.   The vibe was just so intensely welcoming and happy! And we were more than pleasantly surprised to see Bonaparte’s nephew Nicolas, his wife and their children.   We were greeted with champagne and lively conversation. We were also greeted by Bonaparte’s other nephew Jean and his great sense of humor

Their home was a French dream. It was magnificent but not cold nor was it austere. The furnishings were beautiful and comfortable. Old and new.  Lots of artwork on the walls.  A large farm table in the dining room.  Plopable comfy sofas in the living room.  An old curved stairway leading upstairs.  A sunroom to the back.  A library chock-full of classic books on the side of the living room.  Large windows let in the sunshine during the day and the streetlights from outside at night.

Marie-Claude is my new favorite hostess.  She was so relaxed and not fussy at all and was constantly moving—making sure the kids had enough toys while the adults enjoyed pre-dinner conversation.  And the dinner. Ohhhhhhhhhh. We started off with a fish mousse that I could have had seven helpings of. The main course was bœuf bourguignon—and holy shit—let me tell you something. It was the best I’ve ever had—even Bonaparte had to admit it.  I have no idea what recipe Marie-Claude has, but I wish my own bourguignon was as good as hers—and mine is good but nowhere near hers! I wanted to lick the plate then head into her kitchen to lick the pans that she used!

Dessert was a delicious apple crumble that Ann-Sophie made—she’s obviously inherited her mother’s talent for culinary delights and after some coffee and tea and more conversation, it was late enough to head back to the hotel for a few hours’ sleep before flying back home…

Early Monday morning.  It was not yet daylight as we drove out of Paris to the airport.  Saying goodbye to Paris is always hard—but this time it was harder because it wasn’t saying goodbye to the city—it was a final goodbye to Danièle.

Paris. Monday. October 26. On the way to CDG. I miss you

One last picture before leaving.  Early morning darkness!

Paris will be different without her. Our trips won’t be the same—the same for sure. And in the future we’ll be seeing Paris through a different window—and that’s cool and wonderful because we are left with the greatest and best and most fun memories of one of the Paris’s brightest lights!

And she even watched over us when we arrived at the airport—I swear she winked. Oh yes. She did!

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Can you believe it?  This French gossip magazine had her on the cover–and I swear she laughed and winked at us. I think she was playing a joke!

Music today is from Bonaparte’s nephew Jean Wellers in an homage to Stephane Wrembel. Bistrot fada a Cavaliere..  Nice guitar playing!

Here’s Jean Wellers!  Enjoy!  XOXOXO!

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Paris Without Danièle Part Deux

We left off going back to the hotel to get a well-needed sleep.  But before I continue I’m just going to move back a bit—OK?

We took a nice walk on the Seine on our way back to the hotel. We spotted a group of young people dining al fresco, I took a pic of Danièle’s building from across the river and we enjoyed our quiet stroll back.

Outdoor dinner on the Seine

Evening along the Seine–a group of young people enjoying a lamp-lit meal al fresco!

Paris. Night. View of 55 from the other side of the seine.

Look to the right. See the arched windows–well, Daniele’s building is to the left. Peek-a-boo hoo!

In the meantime, I forgot to tell you—Bonaparte’s “cousin”, Jean-Denis Robert and his wife, Marie invited us to dinner at their apartment for Saturday night.  Then Bonaparte’s brother-in-law Michel (Bonaparte’s sister Isabel passed away) and his wife Marie-Claude invited us over to their home for dinner on Sunday night.  Hold on—I’m getting ahead of myself now. I’ll get back to the dinners later. But it was good for Bonaparte to keep busy and being invited to dinner was great.

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Bonaparte’s cousin, Jean-Denis–and he happens to be standing in front of Atelier Andre Girard Gallerie–which I’ll be writing about in my next installment!!!

Back to the weekend…

So anyway, we woke up very late on Saturday morning. By the time we got ready it was almost noon. And it was too late for “petit déjeuner”—breakfast and, by Paris standards, too early for lunch.  I had an agenda that would keep Bonaparte busy for the day. We would walk around The Latin Quarter and St. Germain. Besides—I had errands to run.

Paris. Prince de Conti Hotel. Relaxing in the late afternoon

Nya, ha, ha! We overslept but aren’t guilty about it. Sleep was surely needed!

The weather was brisk and cool—a perfect day for walking around.  It dawned on me that Autumn is the greatest season in Paris.  Summer, especially this past summer was unbearably hot.  The cold winter wind can make your eyes tear up so quickly and make your ears ache.  It rains so much in Spring. But Autumn—the lighting is different. The sky is overcast, but not in a depressing way. I think it may be due to the bright colors of the falling leaves that are a nice contrast against that gray sky. You know what I mean?

We walked over to Place Dauphine first. It looked so empty and barren compared to the liveliness of the  square in the summer.

Paris. Day. Place Dauphine. Lonely Bench

An unoccupied bench on Place Dauphine. In the summer people practically have to fight to sit on this! Isn’t it pretty in it’s lonlieness though?

We took the stairway down to the parking garage that housed Danièle’s car.  Yeah. That’s right. I wanted to take a picture in front of the car. Actually, I wanted to break into the car just so that I could sniff that scent of L’Heure Bleu perfume and cigarettes but Bonaparte stopped me. I opted for a silly photo instead.

Paris. Daniele's Car. Me being dopey in front of it.

Can you just picture it?  “I’m sorry officer, but all I wanted was a sniff of L’Heure Bleue perfume and cigarettes”!

We walked over to Gilbert Jeune on Place Saint-Michel. Bonaparte’s granddaughter loves sticker activity books and I figured I would get a head start on some Christmas shopping!  I also needed another journal!

Look at those stickers–aren’t they the cutest? Look at the little pastries and croissants. Oh–I want to eat them! I swear I should have purchased a sticker book for me!

Next stop was a used CD shop that I love rummaging through to add to my collection of French music.   I was lucky to find a few CD’s and to finally snag a Daniel Balavoine CD.

Bonaparte was a bit thirsty—or, rather, I think he just wanted to sit for a while so we stopped at a café, Le Depart, and warmed ourselves up with “chocolat chaud”.  The French sure know how to make a killer cup of hot chocolate—it was heavenly.   The Autumn weather was still just slightly warm enough to sit outside, watch the passersby and to eavesdrop on those on either side of us.  To the left we couldn’t help but hear the incredibly loud British expats discussing their childhood spent of nannies, horses and balls.  To the right of us sat a group of Frenchmen—but they weren’t Parisian. They looked like laborers from the north that were enjoying the sights of Paris for the weekend. And they laughed, and smoked, and took photos of each other and smoked some more!

Paris. Place St. Michel. Chocolat Chaud

Mmmmmm. Chocolat Chaud. It’s so intense and chocolatey and warms your body!

In front of us was an accordionist. He was a portly man with dark hair and features and he among his playlist was seemingly the best of Edith Piaf.   He paced the length of the café hoping that any one person would offer him a Euro or two in exchange for sharing his musical talent.

Le Depart

Our accordianist set the tone for people watching from Le Depart!

His music did add a soundtrack to the activity on the street.  A young boy on his scooter, bumping into his mother. The mother becoming annoyed and agitated, yelling at her son. The son arguing back until……the mother’s hand suddenly gave a whack across the boy’s bottom. The arguing stopped and Bonaparte and I had a good chuckle about how if that scene played out in the States, a stranger would have called the police!  An older couple slowly walking their small dog who seemed to be moving much faster than them.  A young man, in jeans and a perfectly fitted blazer with his scarf thrown around his neck, passed by at a brisk speed speaking into his cell phone.  A young woman dressed in the highest of heels and not losing balance as she darted up the street.

People watching never gets boring in Paris!

The next errand was to my Parisian Nirvana. Citypharma. The mother of all mothers of all-things-beauty related. And the prices are dirt cheap.  You simply cannot miss Citypharma. It’s on the corner of Rue du Four and Rue Bonaparte. But the real landmark of this remarkable store is the crowd of men standing outside on the street waiting for their women’s exit.  Bonaparte was one of those men-in-waiting.  Since I’m familiar with Citypharma, I was able to grab what I needed quickly, but I still took my time on the way to the cashier. You just never know what other bargains you will find!

Paris. Citypharma bag of delights. Ahhhh.

Forget Chanel, THIS is MY bag of choice!

Paris. Citypharma. There are no words.

The shelves are crammed with great and discounted beauty and body products. Love!

CityPharma Stuff

Some of my treasures from CityPharma. The best prices for Le Petit Marseillais products too..and the Nuxe huile retails for the USD equivalent of  12.50. The same size bottle retails for $29.00 here! Just sayin’!!!

Our walk wasn’t finished yet!

Paris. Place Saint-Germain des Pres sign

Oh, we be hangin’ out in the 6th all day!

We headed over to Eglise St. Germain-des-Prés for a few moments of quiet reflection.  The church is just so ancient and in need of so many repairs and restoration and Bonaparte made a donation.  Besides—with the activity of the funeral yesterday, it was nice to see the church back to normal with the scattering of both tourists and faithful.

Paris. Iglise St. Germain. Waiting for God-ot

Exterior of Eglise St. Germain-des-Pres.  Is this woman waiting for God-ot?

We took the long way back to the hotel at a leisurely pace and feet away from the hotel, we heard someone call Bonaparte’s name. It was Bonaparte’s half-brother, Francois.

Francois and Martin

Bonaparte’s brothers, Francois and Martin

OK—I can’t stand the term “half”—so it was Bonaparte’s brother, Francois and his wife Beatrice.  They live at the edge of Paris but were enjoying the 6th on this nice day.   It’s funny because when you think of it, Paris may be a city, but it really is like a small town.  We’ve run into other relatives of Bonaparte while roaming the streets and today—this was a nice surprise.  The four of us decided to grab a drink and spend some time together during these late afternoon hours.

We walked up the street to La Palette, a very busy Bistro on Rue du Seine in St. Germain.

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If you want to celebrity watch, THIS is the place to do it! Oh…I wish I had taken photos!

Bonaparte and Francois talked family and we talked about travels throughout France and we had a great time. I almost died though because guess who was sitting at the table across from us?  Eric Clapton—and I didn’t want to be rude so I missed an epic photo moment. Eric. Effing. Clapton! Add to that, moments later, the actor Gilles Lellouche, plops himself at a table to my right.   I was on celebrity cloud neuf!  We finally made it back to the hotel for a bit of a rest and to regroup before heading out to dinner.

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Gilles Lellouche–OMG. He is such a great actor and he was sitting right near me. 

In all the years we’ve been visiting Paris as a couple, Danièle has always hosted dinners. Jean-Denis, Yves son and  Danièle’s stepson and Marie, his wife have been frequent dinner guests and we’ve always had a wonderful time with each other.   It was an absolute pleasure to be invited to their home for dinner. Their apartment is iconic Parisian. Mouldings on the walls and ceilings, old chevron-patterned hardwood floors, a marble fireplace in the salon, ceiling to floor windows, beautifully draped and loads of character and charm made me covet their home.

Mixed in with some old school furnishings are touches of funky art. The apartment is an eclectic and joyful mix and is a complete reflection of Jean-Denis and Marie’s personalities. After consuming a ton of fantastic food and a ton of good wine and quite possibly the best grape tarte I’ve ever had in my life, we were ready to call it a night.

Jean-Denis, a photographer, gifted us with a little book of his photographs that he made when he attended “La Bravade” this summer.  It’s a celebration honoring St. Torpès, the Patron Saint of St. Tropez. La Bravade is also a military celebration where everyone is dressed in uniform and native French costume.   Note to self: Work on Bonaparte—maybe we can visit St. Tropez next year during this festival!

La Bravade Juin 2015

We missed this festival by two weeks. Arrrgh!! It would have been a blast to be there–especially with Bonaparte’s family!

Dany and Martin in St. Trop

There’s daddy Bonaparte with Bonaparte’s brother Martin. Daddy Bonaparte is like the Mayor of St. Tropez.

A late night into an early morning but back to a late night because the clocks were pushed back an hour—the French are a week ahead of us on this one.

Paris. Time change notice!

We were reminded to turn our clocks back by this sign in the elevator. Bonne Nuit!

Uh oh!  Don’t be mad at me but I have to continue this weekend in Paris to another part!  Sunday’s adventures will be continued………………….

In the meantime, here’s a song by an ex-tennis player turned musician. Yannick Noah—”Ye Mama Ye” I love this catchy song—it’s easy and funky! Enjoy XOXOXO!

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Paris Without Danièle. Part Un.

Hi all. We are back from what was the shortest visit we’ve made to Paris, the circumstances certainly not the best, but I want to tell you about our weekend.  I’m dividing this into three parts for your convenience.

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I HAD to post this picture of Daniele because I think it is just such a beautiful photo of her.

Thursday evening, we boarded our flight, which, thankfully wasn’t delayed in any way.  Because time was of the essence, we only took carryon luggage.  We would have no time to waste in collecting baggage once we landed at CDG. We zoomed through customs, I changed into heels and we were off to cab it to Paris Centre.

With traffic being the mess that it is on the way to Paris on a typical weekday morning, it stayed true to form—it crawled! Our plan was to drop our luggage at the hotel while the cab waited, then make our way to Eglise St. Germain des Pres for the funeral service.

En route to the hotel, Bonaparte received a call from one of his relatives to come to Danièle’s apartment for the last viewing before heading to the church. Luckily, time was on our side and we were able to drop the luggage off at the hotel and walk to the apartment.  We were fortunate to be staying at a hotel that was literally two blocks from Danièle’s.

Paris. Prince de Conti Hotel sign in the wind

We stayed at the Hotel Prince de Conti, which I will go into more in  Part II.  We highly recommend this little hotel!

It’s funny how little changes occur over the shortest span of time.

The elevator in Danièle’s building was always a bone of contention. It was always breaking down. Always—and it seemed to love to break down whenever Bonaparte and I were staying there! It was always repaired in such a bandaged way so that the repairs were temporary.

We were shocked to see a spanking new elevator and it gave us a good laugh for a moment.

Bonaparte’s relatives were gathered in her apartment for their last good-byes. She had been laid out at home. Danièle had a thing about not wanting to be on display at a funeral home. Instead, she was at peace on her bed in her chambre.

Our liittle salon

The apartment was so jammed with people that I almost wished only Bonaparte, and Daniele and I were the only ones there.

Quite honestly, I thought she would have looked better.  Bonaparte almost kicked me out of the room when I reached for the blush that was stashed in my purse.  My thought was if I could touch her up a bit with a tiny amount of makeup, she would look a bit more alive. Perhaps it the Long Island girl in me, but I’m used to a ton of makeup on those who are dearly departed.  I also wanted to go into her closet and dress her in a more colorful ensemble—an action which made Bonaparte almost pass out.

He guided me out of her room very quietly and efficiently.

The service at the massive ancient church was very touching and sad. I think she would have been moved by the amount of people who went to pay their respects.  Photographers were outside behind a barricade snapping away and the police kept guard.

Paris Iglise St. Germain de Pres. Day after the funeral. Peaceful

I didn’t take any photos of the service because it would have been incredibly inappropriate, but this is the inside of the church. I took this pic the day after.

At the cemetery in Montparnasse, it was difficult to see her coffin being lowered into the ground.  It was even more difficult and painful for Bonaparte to see this and my heart hurt for him.  The only solace was that Danièle and her husband, Yves, would be resting together for eternity while their son Xavier rested just feet away.   The leaves were falling like tear drops from the trees that stood over the graves.

Paris. Montparnasse cemetary. Another view of the falling leaves against the stiffs

I think the trees were sad too–and that’s why the leaves were falling like tears.

The overcast and gray sky seemed to be a sign that Paris was also sad to lose her beloved Danièle.

From there we attended a gathering of family and friends. It was just a bit odd to be the lone American—but not in a bad way at all. I just felt like an observer on the outside looking in at some of Bonaparte’s family that I hadn’t really gotten to know.  Two sides of the family. One side somewhat dismissed. The other side very much active and welcomed.  I felt like I was watching a film, but couldn’t quite figure out the plot.

Champagne and wine flowing freely gave me a bit of confidence to approach some of Bonaparte’s family that I hadn’t seen in quite some time.  I’m glad I was able to have the balls to do that too, because I ended up having some really great conversations and meeting some very interesting people!

There was plenty of finger food too, but I was so afraid to gorge and stuff my face with all those delights because I didn’t want anyone to think I was a gluttonous American.  It was hard though because I was so hungry and the champagne was starting to make me tipsy.

I realized I was a bit buzzed because on the way out of the restaurant, I approached the actor Jean Rochefort to tell him I was a huge fan. He was seated with some of Bonaparte’s relatives so I figured it was ok.  I asked him if he spoke English and he smiled and said  “ee leetle beet”. So I told him how much I loved him in the movie “Calmos” and he almost passed out! He was in a state of shock because he told me that “Calmos” caused quite the scandal in France.  Not wanting him to feel bad, I told him all of America loved the movie (in my own little world my friends and I who saw and loved the film are all of America)! He kissed my hand.  The moment was seized!

Jean Rochefort, acteur francais pendant l'enregistrement de l'emission Esprits Libres Paris,FRANCE- 02/11/06

Jean Rochefort, acteur francais pendant l’enregistrement de l’emission Esprits Libres Paris,FRANCE- 02/11/06

Jean Rochefort was a very good friend of both Daniele and Yves. He was also starred with Daniele in Yves hit “Pardon Mon Affaire”–a really, really funny movie!

Pardon mon Affaire

If you ever get the chance, try to Netflix or rent this movie. It’s hysterical!

At this point I was actually happy to leave because my feet were in absolute pain. The damn J. Crew Dulci pumps that I coveted so much and hadn’t worn all that much were killing me. I swear to God, I will never again purchase another pair of overpriced shoes from J. Crew. The shoes looked fantastic, but after wearing them from seven in the morning and standing for hours in them, I was about to take them off and walk barefoot through the streets of Paris. The only thing that stopped me was the scattering of dog shit randomly placed along the sidewalks.  I’m telling you, it was a miracle that we were able to get a cab almost immediately. I think Danièle was helping my aching feet out!

Back at the hotel, Bonaparte and I were able to get a couple hours of well-needed sleep before heading out to dinner.

We had dinner at Chez Paul over on Place Dauphine. We enjoyed many fun meals at this restaurant with Danièle and wanted to celebrate her life—just the two of us.

Paris. Chez Paul. A toast to Daniele

Our celebration started out with a kir royale and a porto-in honor of Daniele!

We celebrated with steak tartare, steak, those glorious little potatoes, escargot and good red wine and a fricassee of mushroom and snails in a foam!

Place Dauphine was quiet—a radical change from the summer when the square is chock-full of life. Even so, it’s even more beautiful this time of year.

Paris. Night. October 23, Place Dauphine and street scene

Place Dauphine in the fall in the evening is so different than in the summer–but is still beautiful!

Paris. Night. Pont Neuf

We had a nice walk back to the hotel and stopped by Pont Neuf for some sweet memories.

Bonaparte doesn’t want to return to Paris anytime soon.

To be continued…………………………….

A beautiful version of “The Last Time I Saw Paris” by Henry Mancini..XOXOXOXO

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