Tag Archives: #Humor

A Caprice in Cabris

Friday, June 24, 2016 Hi Journal. I’m sorry that I’ve been lacking in writing but I’m beginning to lose track of the days. I was thinking of  journals past and I’ve written volumes.  Now I’m afraid that I’m treating my journaling … Continue reading

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Do You Know The Way To St. Tropez?

Thursday, June 23, 2016  6:15 AM and waking up to clear skies!  Today we are going to St. Tropez. It will be the first of two visits.  We’re going next week to visit Bonaparte’s dad but today we are going … Continue reading

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Summer Has Arrived in France!

Monday, June 20, 2016. Today is the first day of summer. I should be jumping for joy because the weather is gloriously beautiful. But after today, the days become shorter. And shorter. Am I the only one out there who … Continue reading

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Back in the d’Azur Groove! (Sing it Loud)!

Saturday, June 18th It is, once again, a pleasure to wake up with the doors that lead from the bedroom to the terrace wide open and to greet the sun with a smile and a spray tan that hasn’t faded! … Continue reading

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The Return to France. Ready. Jet. Go No!

Caveat:  I’m writing my posts about our trip to France as they appear in my journal entries.  Also—this is a different kind of travel post about France. There are no smoke and mirrors here.  This is not the jet-set view … Continue reading

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Oh Bonaparte! I Didn’t Get “SPAYED”–I Got “Sprayed”!!!

Sometimes I wonder if Bonaparte  pays attention to a word I say. I had a few high-maintenance items to take care of for our trip. The nails were a disgusting mess. So I needed a mani-pedi. But it wasn’t just … Continue reading

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Get The Cell Outta Here! The Emotional Shattering of Setting Up a New iPhone!

About a month ago I dropped my iPhone. As I was getting out of my car, it fell from my lap and onto the driveway.  The screen cracked. Now—it didn’t seem that bad of a crack and there was no … Continue reading

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When The Shit Hits The Fan, Happiness Will Wipe It Away!

Our trip to France has now become a saga. Thank goddess my clothing is packed. In the span of over ten years that Bonaparte and I have been traveling back and forth to France together, we’ve never crossed the Atlantic … Continue reading

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Don’t Excessorize! Accessorize—Less is More Money!

With a day off yesterday from Retail Hell, and having to work the dreaded closing shift for the next three days, there is little time left for me to focus on the remainder of packing for our trip to France. … Continue reading

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Hits and Misses. That’s and This’s

It’s a sunny Monday and no humidity. I really should wash my hair.  But I’m too lazy. I’ll just wear it in a messy side bun. My new summer “do” is a hit!   I don’t like when my hair is … Continue reading

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