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I Cooked and Baked My Face And The Recipe Failed–F.M.L.!

In another month I’ll be 61 years old. Not that I’m freaking out or anything—but the fine lines on my face are forming into bona fide wrinkles OK?  This doesn’t make me too happy because, delusionally, I want to remain … Continue reading

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Windows to My Wednesday World. Real Housewives (of NYC) Don’t Cry–Or Do They?

Bonne Mercredi! I thought it was bad enough watching the season premiere of “Real Housewives of NY” last night. Trust me buddyroos.  I WAS a REAL Houswife of NYC at one time. NONE of my fellow NYC housewife friends were this … Continue reading

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