Saturday Fun in Philly! Cars and Art–A Productive Day!

Saturday morning in the dead of winter! We don’t have to be anywhere at any special time! Such is the beauty of being at the age of “old” and not having to be responsible for anyone but you….and the dog! The Philadelphia Auto Show  Philly Auto Show is running at the Philadelphia Convention Center and me, being the giver that I am, promised Bonaparte I would gladly join him in his lust for all things car!    Luckily for me, my girlfriend Becky, the talented artist, found out about our trip to the auto show.   Becky works and takes classes at the Pennsylvania Academy of Fine Arts, which happens to be across the street from the Convention Center. She was kind enough to leave two tickets to the PAFA so we could enjoy its museum! With Chippy dropped off at doggie day camp, we were able to get out of the house early enough to avoid any traffic on Philadelphia’s Schuylkill Parkway and drive to Center City in less than a half hour. We parked the car in a nearby garage and entered the Holy Grail of Testosterone. The Philadelphia Auto show. Philly auto show entrance My ambivalence toward cars is well known by my friends and family: My Car Post and, hopefully my blog readers. Bonaparte, on the other hand, is a car fanatic.   He will tell me that I need to feed my brain with intelligence while I watch “Mob Wives” and my “Beverly Hills Housewives”, whilst he sits in a hypnotic state viewing Mecum Auto Auctions and various automobile programs on The Velocity Channel.   I do, however, have a soft spot for vintage cars—mostly because I love anything that’s older than I am. Vintage automobiles also bring memories of childhood and years gone by. It’s fun to see cars that our families once owned—don’t you think. Really, think about the days of primitive car seats and station wagons with “way backs” where we sat, as kids, looking out the rear windshield without seat belts! Besides, some vintage autos look very cartoonish which I think is kinda cool. Filth dirty old car A car after my own heart. It’s a hot mess! Bblue and white winged station wagon Remember sitting in the way back of a car like this? 50s bel air i love this. What about this cool 1957 Bel Air? Another adorable little vintage car This little lemony-yellow beauty sold for $455.00 in it’s day! A far cry from now. It’s sooooo adorable! Cool Seafoam green convertable 1950 Seafoam Green would be the perfect car to drive along an ocean road! Sunglasses,  Kerchief tied at your chin. Red lipstick. So chic! Black fancy godfather type car from 30s maybe The original “Gangsta” set of wheels! Part of the fun of attending this auto show was watching the men.   Men at an auto show are equal to women in a shoe store. They both have this glazed-over gaze, mouth opened, and walking in a drugged-like state. Ferrari Man. Love. Ferrari = Manlust! At the Ferrari exhibit I overheard a guy, totally serious, telling his macho companions, “I’m playing Powerball. When I win, I’m buying that Ferrari over there. I’m also buying a Bentley, A Lamborghini, and a Rolls. I’m not kidding”. He was extremely confident in stating “when” rather than “if” he wins. Monseiur Bonapart guarding his bentley Monsieur Bonaparte guarding his “Bentley” like a pitbull! Bonaparte high tailed it over to the Bentley exhibit area faster than I could ever rummage through the goods a Lilly Pulitzer Warehouse sale. He looked to be guarding one of the Bentleys so that no other person would dare glance at it. I made a vow that if I ever won Powerball that I would gift him with his Bentley of choice, but only if he never again made mention of my messy car! My scion in black i like itInside of scion obviously not mine too cleanA clean interior. Something that alludes me for my cars! We checked out a couple of new cars for me *eye roll* I still love my Scion and the new 2015 Scion had no major changes from the one I’m currently driving except it was spanking clean. The Rav4 is another car I’m thinking of getting Bonaparte thinks I should get. Do I really care? Although this Mini Cooper is awfully attractive to me! Mini cooper Our local Action News team was there signing “auto”graphs (pun intended) and taking pics. I think I scared the cute Melissa Magee when I yelled that she was even cuter in person than on TV. I swear she’s the only weather person who doesn’t sensationalize the weather. And she’s a doll! Melissa McKee Action News! We really had a good time at this year’s Philly Auto Show. My only complaint was that there were no vintage Citroen cars. Yes. Those old-school Citroen cars are the only cars I truly love and I wish I had one. They don’t sell them in the States! Citroen another old carCitroen Old and yellowMy dream cars. The yellow one is especially appealing to me! So petit. So…messy looking! Penn Academy of Fine Arts Old Bldg.The original Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts Building Thank god the PAFA was across the street from the Convention Center. It was cold as deflated balls out there! Wearing one of those short puffy jackets may have kept my upper body warm but from the thighs down it was painful just to cross the street. I swear it was so cold that fashion took a back seat! I looked like a lumber Jackie and I didn’t even care! Me not ready for the coldLumber Jackie me! Samuel Hamilton BuildingPAFA’s new expansion. The Pennsylvania Academy of Fine Arts  PAFA is a great place to spend an afternoon or any time actually. Founded in 1805, it’s the oldest art school and museum in the USA.   PAFA recently expanded into a more modern facility and the original Academy is next door so it we got to visit two beautiful buildings chock full of wonderful paintings and sculpture. Peter Blume in his studionPeter Blume PAFA is holding an exhibit by the American artist Peter Blume. It was the first time I had seen his paintings up close. Some of his paintings have an eerie creepiness about them but they’re totally captivating. The eternal city Blume painting Blumes wife two views of her PAFA Blume Exhibit He’s definitely not my favorite artist, and he’s an artist that, in my humble opinion, never really found his true style, nevertheless, his paintings are worth a look! PAFA L'Heure Bleu Happy painting at PAFA We saw some more modern paintings that were very colorful and happy. I have to admit, I enjoyed the paintings in the old PAFA building much better. PAFA The start of Philly snobberypafa beautiful portrait PAFA Cast Room More StatuesSculptures in the “casting” room. Classes are also taught here.  A couple of beautiful portraits are above. Inside of pAFA The building itself is spectacular and beautifully maintained. It was a new discovery for me to see so many paintings and sculptures done by early American artists. I’m so used to French, Italian and Flemish painters that all too often I forget we have such amazing talented artists, past and present right here at home!  It also gives me a chance to discover local Philadelphia treasures! It’s never too late to explore! Bonaparte and I are a really great team when it comes to doing stuff.   We’re pretty much on the same page as far as doing different things on the weekends. We both love museums, we love taking a local drive to Philly or driving up to New York City—weekends are always a fun time! The rest of the afternoon was spent running errands. We picked Chippy up from camp where he had a great time—I made a great dinner of Cornish Game Hen with a Cherry Sauce. I drank too much wine, though and forgot to take pics of the hens—they really looked great too! My apologies! We ended our fun day by watching “The Interview”. The_Interview_movie_poster Oh my god. Sony films. You have GOT to be kidding! The controversy surrounding this movie was ridiculous. The movie was idiotic. I couldn’t stop thinking about how much money was wasted on such a moronic piece of garbage. The good thing is that it was so bad that I fell into a deep sleep—and had some pretty sweet dreams! Remember. On Sunday you will be able to wake up and say: “Spring is next month”. That is so awesome! In honor of the Philly Auto Show, here’s a great song John Fogarty “Hot Rod Heart”!

Enjoy your

weekend! XOXOXOXOXO!

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The “Stuff” Empty Nesters are Made Of!

Do you remember stepping on that random Lego or small plastic toy in the middle of the night? In the dark? I do. I also remember stepping on random teenagers who, unbeknownst to me, crashed in the family room for an overnight visit! Did you use your formal dining room table as a catch-all for school projects and other projects? I can remember many a night sitting at the dining room table working on everything from sewing Halloween costumes to window treatments. I remember when the kids slaved over presentations for classes and as they fell asleep at the table, I would pitch in, like a fairy godmother the true helicopter mom that I have always aspired to be, to tie any loose ends for them.

messy roomDid you find yourself repeating “Clean your room. Please” or “I don’t care. If it’s on the floor—it’s garbage. I’m cleaning!”

Was your pantry filled with Little Debbie snacks, Duncan Hines Brownie mix and boxes of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese?  Did your freezer  store Totino’s Pizza Rolls and  Bagel Bites?Duncan hinesBagel BitesMac and cheese kraftLittle Debbie

Did you ever have that moment when an unexpected guest stopped by and everything that was laying around had to be shoved in the nearest closet or just thrown into the garage?

Did you never realize just how much stuff was accumulated over the years?   A TV in every bedroom. “Filler” furniture in every hallway. Desks in every bedroom. In every drawer, and nook, and cranny—more stuff!

One day you turn around and realize there is no longer a house full of noisy children and teens and you don’t need all that “stuff”. You are now an “Empty Nester”. The kids have grown and are on their own but you still have that “stuff”.   Whether you stay put in the home the kids grew up in or whether you decide to downsize and move—it’s time to get rid of the stuff!

*Shhhh* Can I tell you something?Shhhh. I am gonna tell you a secret! Sometimes I have these moments of feeling as though I have no purpose in life anymore and I get all weepy. I long for those days when the kids were so young and dependent on me for everything. Then I’ll be out and about and I’ll spot a young harried mother whose kids are whinging and whining and having meltdowns and I start to smile and say to myself “Oh. I’m glad those days are over”! What can I say—I’m never satisfied!

Last May we bought a townhouse. So much “stuff” was purged and boy, did it feel great! A good amount of furniture was sold before the move. A good amount was donated and a good amount of pedigreed junk was placed in the trash.  In any case we STILL have stuff and it’s in the garage! Look at this some of this stuff!

Oonas communion dress with a stainOona’s Communion Dress–18 years later and stained!

Oonas dance dress and case from 2007Irish Dance Dress from 2007–with random competition number!

Jakes baseball gloveJake’s favorite baseball glove.

GI Joe in Box GI Joe–still in box

Baseballs and other balls. Baseballs and other random balls

Autographed Browns Football from many years ago. Its deflated Cleveland Brown’s autographed and deflated. circa 1993?

Tub containing school stuff from the kids. To the left old sweatersTub containing notebooks from the kid’s school days.

Random Football magazine from when UT was Texas UniversityFootball magazine for 1947. UT was Texas University.

Nun DollNun doll. Don’t ask. Don’t even go there.

Stuff in the garageRandom lamps in the garage. To be trashed!

This empty nest is our Chateau! CastleWe’ve carefully made some changes

This WILL be a bathroom. Some day!
This WILL be a bathroom. Some day!

like replacing the carpeting in the dining room with hardwood flooring and adding crown molding to the upstairs bedrooms. The walls need to be painted, but I kind of like them white. It’s more airy! We have a room downstairs that’s fitted for plumbing—and eventually it’ll be turned into a bathroom.

For now we have boxes of books and more “stuff” stored in that little future bathroom. Besides, the two and one half bathrooms we have are sufficient for the two of us!

Honestly, I was going to dedicate today’s post about decorating the empty nest–but I got on this rant about “stuff”.  I even went to Ikea earlier today to take pics and do some shopping (even though I was told by a certain someone not to make any purchases–I did anyway).My Ikea Purchases How could I not?  This twin duvet cover set and pillowcase were $9.99. The two pillow shams were $2.99 AND the black square pillow covers were $4.00 each. I ended up buying four of the pillow covers.

I WILL “cover” (yes. pun intended) decorating for empty nesters next week. I’ve got lots of ideas and pics!

My favorite wall decoration is this picture of the kids. It was a Christmas gift from them and it hangs in the room where I put my make up on. Every morning I say “Hi” to them and give them a kiss.  (A true empty-nester helicopter mom!)

Best decoration in the home!

The great thing about empty-nesting is that we all have plenty of time to do what we want. Yeah..get rid of the stuff but you can still manage to hold on to sentimental souvenirs at the same time! Whether it’s decorating our downsized abode or traveling, taking a trip to a museum or movie or concert, nothing can stop us! We are in a great place and we are blessed with time!

Here’s a sweet song I found for today’s posting. The song is aptly titled “Empty Nest Syndrome” by Ed Crowley. It’s absolutely beautiful and if it doesn’t bring a tear to your eyes, I will be shocked!

Enjoy your Friday evening! It’s the weekend..and remember–when you wake up on Sunday, February 1st,  you can say “Next month is Spring”!!!! Isn’t that great?

XOXOXOXOXO!

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Oldilocks–A Modern Hairy Tale!

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, lived an old lady named “Oldilocks”. Oldilocks Bad Hair Cartoonused to have beautiful hair when she was young but as she aged and her hair became over processed, dry, heat damaged, unmanageable. She was one hot mess!

Oldilocks had three fears:  1. The fear of never finding a great hair stylist2. .The fear of losing all of her hair.  3. The fear of her hair becoming so unmanageable and damaged that no hair stylist wanted to take the time out to give her a decent blowout because her coarse and porous hair was so disgusting.

clockOldilocks visited a couple of hairstylists in her area. One stylist told her that her hair took too much time to blow dry. So the hair stylist stopped and Oldilocks had to go home and finish the job herself. Oldilocks cried “Will I EVER FIND A HAIR STYLISTS WHO LIKES ME FOR MY HAIR”? The next stylist looked at Oldilocks thinning scalp and said “I may be able to grow your hair back, but it will cost a lot of money. You need to come once a week for treatments and the treatments will be very expensive and may not work. It will take years and years and lots of money to see if hair grows back. In the meantime, I can create extensions for over $1,000.00 for you”.Extensions Oldilocks explained to the second hair stylist that she had products to disguise her thinning hair. The stylist became very irate and kicked Oldilocks out of her salon. Oldilocks went home and cried “Boo hoo. I have a mortgage and car payments to pay. I cannot afford to spend all that money on my hair.”

Then one day Oldilock’s daughter came to visit. She explained to Oldilocks that she heard about a great hair salon in and made an appointment for a cut and blowout. Oldilocks, naturally, being a helicopter mom, insisted on accompanying her daughter to her hair appointment.

Upon entering the salon, Oldilocks caught a great vibe! The clients appeared very happy. There was lots of gaiety in this salon. Older women, younger women, even some men were having their locks tended to. When Oldilocks set her eyes upon her daughter, she saw the most beautiful blowout in the world.Blow dryer Sir Adam cut and styled Olidlock’s daughter’s hair to perfection. Sir Adam approached Oldilocks and asked if she was happy with her daughter’s hair. Oldilocks became misty-eyed. She cried “Oh, if only you could make my dry, damaged, balding, over processed, porous hair look as beautiful as my daughters’…

So Oldilocks made that appointment. Not only did Sir Adam give Oldilocks a great haircut, but he also gave her a dye job that lasted for a month and he also gave her a great blow-dry that left her hair soft, wavy and absolutely beautiful

Oldilocks’ fears were put to rest.

Ok. So this is a modern-day a fairy hairy tale. But there’s truth in my story. I have been to hair stylists who just don’t take the time with a blowout. I have actually been to a salon that tried to sway me into spending thousands of dollars to grow hair. My daughter did find the perfect salon for both her and me.

Bleu Mousse Salon in Wayne, PA. ‘Bleu Mousse Salon

Bleu Mousse Salon

Bleu Mousse is a great little Salon. It’s so cozy and comfortable and elegant and chic at the Bleu Mousse Greetersame time. Doug, the owner sets the tone with a very relaxed vibe. His adorable dog is the official greeter; and the staff is great—they aren’t snooty or intimidating at all. Adam Kaplan is a hair master!

Adam Kaplan Hair Master

Adam Kaplan Hair Master

He listens to what your needs are and offers suggestions in a very knowledgeable way. I love the fact that he isn’t scissor-crazy.   His blow drying techniques are amazing!! It’s funny-I always thought my best look was a super straight blow out followed with a flat iron. Adam cut my hair into very long layers but he cut it ever-so-subtlety and blew my hair out to enhance its natural wave. For the first time in years, I’m so happy with my hair. I don’t run home to “redo” what was done. Instead, I narcissistically go out and about flipping my hair in the air so people can stop and stare in wonder!

I also like the fact this salon caters to everybody. All age groups are welcomed and that’s important. Oftentimes I have felt out of place by being the oldest person at a “younger” salon and it isn’t comfortable.   I hope Bleu Mousse is around for a long, long, long time!

I LOVE my hair!!!!

I LOVE my hair!!!!

Thank you Adam! Thank you for giving me beautiful hair!

After a great color and blowout, I just had to go out and about and show off my beautiful tresses! I drove to TJ Maxx in St. David’s.   Since I’m unemployed there was no reason for me to look at bags or clothes or shoes.Pretty bra and panties. Not MY grannie pants! I did make a purchase of a cute bra and pantie set. HEY! We older women need to look good underneath our clothing too you know! Personally, I love those industrial padded push up bras. Years of breast feeding have relaxed the girls a bit if you know what I mean. I also purchased some panties that don’t exhibit visible panty line. Chippy tried to Chippy trying to eat the socks I boughteat the socks I bought–he’ll eat anything. Check out the photo on the right!

Rooster Cork PlacematsI also bought a set of placemats at Home Goods. My obsession with roosters and my obsession with placemats are epic. Don’t you love a great table setting? When the kids were younger we barely had the time to eat one meal a week as a family, it seemed we were always rushed. These days, I really get into my table settings. Dinner is always a special time these days.  Good food. Good wine. Good conversation. Good placemats!

Speaking of dinner, I need to figure out what to make since Chippy ate the fish!   Have a great Thursday evening everyone! Hopefully there won’t be any snow tonight!

In honor of our topic today, here’s a little ditty from the Cowsills about…..

My hair is awesome!

My hair is awesome!

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Traveling With This Old Bag. Not ME–My BEAUTY Bag!!!!

Happy Hump Day! Well, I didn’t get my hair colored today. I’m now on day 11 of my roller set. Yeah. I know. I’m disgusting but my hair doesn’t look half bad this filthy! Besides, the

11th day Roller Set
11th day Roller Set

hair appointment is all set for tomorrow afternoon. I really will feel like a new woman!

This UD Naked2 Palette. I love it so much. Today “Busted” from Naked2 is on my lids. I did a darker eyebrow today.  Lined the eyes with the NYColor liquid eyeliner. Tarte Mascara.

Todays Neutral Eye You likey? The eyes may be old, but they can still look nice!  The eyebrows need a bit of cleaning up though!

My contribution for FrenchEntree was submitted. The article is about my cure for that period of time when you are in that antsy stage of waiting for your trip. Here’s a link:

FrenchEntree. Waiting for Your Next French Holiday

I’m taking my own advice on that “antsy” stage. In fact, I took it a level higher. I took my travel beauty bag out of my big suitcase for reassessment.   I keep a steady supply of my travel beauty essentials in this handy travel bag. The bag is divided into four sections which is great for unorganized little me.Longshot of travel beauty supplies

  • The first section holds my mascara, eyeliner, brow powder, “Well Rested” concealer, my Urban Decay Naked Basics eye shadow palette (Chippy ate the edge of the palette. At least he didn’t get to the eye shadow), and Kiehl’s lip balm in the first section. I don’t keep chapstick in there because I always have one on my person. BTW–this Naked Basics Palette is the greatest for travel. All of the shadows are matte and completely neutral. If you also notice, I don’t have any foundation.  I don’t wear it when I’m on vacation. I’ll still wear the primer, but no foundation. Weird–huh?
  • The second section houses my brushesTravel Beauty. Brushes which need to be cleaned.
  • Third section holds Q-Tips, cotton balls and hair fill-in powder for my roots (I’m gone for three weeks—a girl needs to be prepared, you know what I mean?)
  • The fourth section is for all the skin care and miscellaneous travel sized goodies. Eye cream, Lancôme Visionnaire and Genifique samples, hand wash, primer, cheap lip gloss, I even have a travel sized Toppik—it’s soooooo cute!!!Travel Beauty. Skin stuff

See—it’s good that I’m reviewing this bag now. I can already see that I need to put tweezers in there and I need another super-magnifying travel mirror. Razors and shaving cream are also needed.

Travel Tip 1: After this travel beauty bag is returned to the suitcase, I’ll type a list of items that are still needed, print it out in LARGE letters and place it in the suitcase along with the travel bag. This way, when I go to pack my clothing, I’ll know exactly what I will need. Isn’t that a great tip to pass on?

Travel Tip 2: Another great tip is purchase makeup when department stores have those special gift promos. Those gift promos contain travel sizes which really are great for travel. I would much rather leave a travel sized item behind than leave a full-sized item behind.

Closed Suitcase Kathy Van ZeelandHere’s my big travel suitcase. It’s by Kathy Van Zeeland and I picked it up a few years ago at TJ Maxx for around $50.00. It’s the best fifty bucks I’ve ever spent. I stinkin’ LOVE this suitcase! The first reason is that I can’t miss it when it’s coming into the baggage claim, those colors are easy to spot in the assembly line of black luggage. The second reason is that there’s tons of room! There’s a small zippered compartment in the front, which is great for carrying books and magazines. Behind that is another zippered Detail expandable zippercompartment that’s great for stashing dirty laundry. (I figure if TSA decides to open my baggage, unzips that compartment with soiled unmentionables, they won’t snoop any further—not that I have anything to hide….) THEN, there’s another zipper—that when that zipper is opened, the top of the suitcase expands, allowing additional room to whatever is packed in the main compartment. Then you open another zipper and the suitcase is opened.My opened suitcase I tell you, this thing is incredibly roomy.  Little wheels are hidden at the bottom for convenience.

The suitcase also came with a plastic “Goodie Bag” that snaps to the inside of the suitcase!Look how much junk I can stuff into this little goodie bag! Tan towels, Jergen’s fake tan, more Toppik, Tide detergent, hand cream, tissues…you name it, I think I have it!

Goodie bag that snaps to inside of suitcase

Contents of goodie bag

Contents of goodie bag

In case my beauty bag becomes destroyed or I lose it (heaven forbid), I have a backup. In my suitcase are two other packing items. That envelope looking thingy holds sweaters and keeps them nice and contained. That other little case is for my panties.the little bag is for panties

Despite the fact that I travel with so many toiletries, I have to be honest with you here—I cannot stand traveling with a lot of clothing. Oh boy—that’s another story which will be covered as vacation time draws nearer!

These days packing for a trip doesn’t include diapers, or baby wipes, or a stroller, or a car seat, or a basketful of toys, or a ton of coloring or story books, or crayons and markers or many, many extra sets of clothing. I don’t miss that at all.  What I do miss is the happy noise of my kids’ excitement when we went away. I miss the looks on their faces when there was a new discovery–or when they arrived someplace they never expected to be. Let’s try to look at our adventurous trips and vacations the way kids do–with awe, and excitement, and a bit of naivety. It’s good for the spirit–don’t you think? We may be old, but we have young souls!

While you may be packing, here’s a little ditty from Francis Albert himself!

XOXOXOX!  I’m so excited–Mob Wives is on tonight!!!

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Lipstickin’ It To Ya!

I REALLY Wanted to get my hair done today!!!!

I REALLY Wanted to get my hair done day!!!!

The sun is shining and the roads are cleared of any snow and ice. The “big” snow may not have affected the area that I live in, but it affected my hair stylist. He got snowed in! My color, trim and blowout have to be rescheduled. Hopefully tomorrow I’ll be looking rather “fetching” once more!  Naturally, I received this news after I put my make up on—and I even took the time out  to apply a matte lipstick. Darn!

As I’ve gotten older, I’ve had to change my lipstick routine.   Has that happened to you? I guess it’s because our skin needs more hydration, but once the weather gets cold, my lips are in a constant state of chapped. If I don’t moisturize the area around my mouth, my entire mouth gets turkey neck. Oh god, it’s just so disgusting—turkey neck and turkey mouth—ewww!

Turkey Mouth! Gobble!!

Turkey Mouth! Gobble!!

Somewhere along the make-up product process, though, tubes of lipstick passed me by. I was never much of an actual “lipstick” person. My choice was gloss. Shiny, wet, glistening gloss! Gloss would smear onto my eyeglasses; it would leave inch-deep markings on coffee mugs and cocktail glasses. It never stayed on my lips for more than ten minutes but it didn’t matter because I always had a tube of gloss at the ready! I was a regular Hot Lips Houlihan!

As I aged, and as my lips became drier, I realized that less color was just more attractive so I traded the gloss in for Chapstick. (I have to admit, other than my addiction to nasal spray—which is another story in itself, my addiction to Chapstick is epic. I have tubes of the stuff all over the house, in the car, and in every purse.)

About two years ago, in a moment of “I-really-need-to-try-red-lipstick”, I purchased a tube of MAC’s “Ruby Woo”. Ruby Woo is a beautiful, matte shade of red. It’s gorgeous. Beauty “experts” (unlike me) say it is flattering on everyone.Ruby Woo It looked horrific on me. Bonaparte actually ran away from me after he saw me wearing it!   The purchase was disastrous.   My next and most recent matte lipstick purchase was Make Up Forever’s Rouge Artist Intense in Number 36, Fuschia Satin. (I mentioned lipstick this in another posting.)   After much trial and error I finally figured out how to wear a matte lipstick—and trust me, the only reason I wear this lipstick is because it is long lasting. *caveat—the beauty “experts” may find my preparation cringe-worthy.Roruge Artist intense

  • First, I take a facecloth and scrub my lips really hard. It gets rid of all that dryness and makes them smoother.
  • Next, I take my chapstick and pull a Baby Jane. I apply the Chapstick on my lips, above my mouth (It fills in those fine lines) and under my mouth.baby-jane4
  • Then I take a flesh colored pencil and line my lips very lightly. I don’t want a visible line.Facecloth and nyx liner NYX Wonder Pencil in “Medium” is the perfect flesh toned shade!
  • Then I take the matte lipstick and I “dab” the color on my mouth, being careful to keep the color within the boundaries of the mouth.
  • Then I blot the color on a tissue
  • I finally apply a clear gloss or a very lightly pink gloss. I LOVE Neutrogena’s lip gloss tube in “Gleam”. Done.Chapstick. MUFE Rouge Artist Intense 36 and Neutrogena Lip Gloss Gleam40 YES. That’s my lips. The same exact ones in the photo way, way above with the “turkey” mouth! Lighting and proper application and a good camera angle DO matter! And YES, I am wearing  Make Up Forever Rouge Artist Intense in Fuschia Satin Number 36. I just dabbed it on lightly! Pretty–isn’t it???

Does it upset me that I don’t have that luscious, bee-stung mouth I had when I was younger?   With a shrug, not really. I’m going to be 60 years old in a few months. I’m not young anymore. Gotta keep it real.

You know what really bothers me? The lipstick and lip color ads in magazines. Older women wear lip color—whether it’s lipstick or gloss or balm. I don’t think the cosmetics companies are aware of this.   Take a look at any woman’s magazine. All of the lip color ads feature young, perfect lips that we used to have.   Why can’t one of the major cosmetics companies come up with a lipstick that would be beneficial to older women? Why can’t the cosmetics companies show an ad for lipstick with an older woman’s mouth? I want to see how certain colors would look on someone that I can relate to! I need to get a better visual of how a product will appear on my aging visage!

What a rant—huh? I meant to write about my travel beauty bag today. The travel bag will be the next posting!

Have a great afternoon and evening.

For your listening pleasure, and keeping on the subject of “lips”, here’s the Go-Go’s with “Our Lips Are Sealed”! The video has a nice little explanation of how the song came to be!

XOXOXOXOXO!

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What Will I Be When I Grow Up?

Monday morning, the snowflakes are floating down from the white sky. We’re supposed to have a doozy of a snowstorm, but those little flakes don’t seem  threatening right now. I’m hoping for a much lighter snowfall because tomorrow I have an appointment to get my hair colored and trimmed. I’m also hoping to someday find a job that is well-suited to my *cough* *ahem* talents, whatever they may be. In the meantime, I comply with the unemployment laws in my state to  apply for employment. My resume is a hot commodity, or at least in spite of the gap in my career path,  I think it is .   The gap of 20-odd years on my resume? Oh…those are my years as a “Stay at Home Mom”. Quite possibly the best, most fun, hardest, and rewarding job I’ve ever had! It didn’t pay a cent either! During those years I was a taxi driver, chauffeur, chef, baker, moderator, seamstress, PTO queen, events coordinator, tutor, laundress, snack bar volunteer, baseball mom, basketball mom, Irish dance mom, fashion coordinator, maid, doctor and nurse, shrink, dog walker, house painter, landscaper, decorator, life coach and disciplinarian among other job titles not mentioned. I’ve been told that adding these tasks and positions to a resume and cover letter is a no-no! But you know what? Every single one of those tasks kept my skills finely tuned. I’m sad.sad face I decided to research ageism and articles about ageism in employment. Age Discrimination Article by Liz Ryan The above-linked article is one of the better articles, but the many writings on this topic basically say the same thing. Age discrimination IS out there. Pity Party InviteI started writing a mental invitation list for my pity party because my delusions started tapping into my dark side and warned me:

  • If you don’t find a job you will lose your home
  • If you don’t find a job, you will end up living on the streets, with all your belongings in a shopping cart ten shopping carts
  • You won’t be able to cover your bald spots anymore and you won’t be able to get your moustache waxed, and you won’t have good lighting to tweeze your chin hairs and the hair you have will become icky and white and you will look like a “Sir”!  *See link: January 22 Blog Post
  • You will have to use a public bathroom. For EVERYTHING!!!

These thoughts were put to rest when I channeled the bright and sunny side of my delusions. I realized there ARE careers for me at this age, but I don’t know what I want to be when I grow up.  Unless…I …. Back into Finance…can go back into finance. Years ago I worked on Wall Street. It was the best job I ever had. I was a secretary to the VP of Operations at the now defunct Morgan Guaranty Trust Company. Perhaps there’s a CEO out there who doesn’t want to depend on his computer and wants to hire me to be his assistant! Or…I can be a journalist for a fashion magazine. Maybe in New York or A fashion editor in ParisParis. After all, how many women out there can say THEY own a genuine Courréges ensemble like the one pictured on the right? Alright—so it’s a hand-me-down from Bonaparte’s aunt, Daniele Delorme. But it’s the real deal, and if I interview wearing this, Anna Wintour is SURE to hire me! Move to Brooklyn and get a job in a Hipster Book StoreRest assured my love for books can get me a job at a hipster book store. You know the small, intimate sort of book store where people come in to drink coffee, go outside to smoke Gitanes, discuss the meaning of life and read Marcel Pagnol — then go to the grocery store and read “The National Inquirer”? I can fit that bill! ….and when all else fails, my delusions have me thinking I can always become an Irish Dance teacherIrish Dance Teacher or I can audition for Riverdance.  Audition for Riverdance My thighs may jiggle, but years of watching Oona in competition have me thinking that perhaps I can perform a mean jig. Or hornpipe.   I mean, I have the equipment—an Irish dance mom NEVER gets rid of her dancer’s shoes or wig!  Besides, it’s great exercise and, by golly, my gut could use some toning up. Hey. Michael Flatley–you reading this? Back to reality—I WILL continue to do what makes me happy. Write. I have my journals THIS is what I'm happy to do.from  my  life and my travels, I have my wits, and I have my sense of humor. I also have a great support system in the form of my kids and Monsieur Bonaparte….and my Chippy. Life is great and every day brings a new challenge and adventure. It’s a rollercoaster ride for sure but its fun! Don’t you agree? Chippy again PS–8th day “Roller Set”. Don’t judge. I’m getting my hair colored, trimmed, and blown out tomorrow.  Adam is well-aware of my fondness of dirty hair!Rorller Set 8th Day. Dont Judge

In honor of all the job seekers out there–here’s a great song from “The Vogues”. Do you remember “Five O’clock World”?  Here ya go:

Enjoy this Monday. If you become snowed in–have some hot chocolate and read a good book. Relax and have fun! XOXOXOXOXO!!!!

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The Movie Starts at 10:30? In the Morning??????

It’s finally happened. I’ve crossed the line into the world of “Old People”. It never occurred to me that this would be one of the rites of passage in my lifetime. After all, I’m vibrant. I’m hip. I’m cool. I wear skinny jeans. I wear my eyeliner retro-style. I wear pointy-toed stilletos!  And now, I’m officially an old fart! We went to the movies earlier today. I’m not talking no matinee at noon, baby. No siree! I’m talking ’bout going to the movies at 10:30. A. M.! In the morning. I know—Bonaparte practically had to drag me to the car screaming and kicking like a ten year old on the way to a dental appointment. Who freaking goes to see a movie THAT early in the day? The only people who go to movies that early are the people whose turkey necks are worse than my own. Am I right???

Here’s the story:

Monsieur Bonaparte wanted to see “American Sniper” in the worst way. I’m not one for American Sniperwar movies nor am I a fan of any film with violence. This has nothing to do at all with my politics; I just get creeped out when I see blood, missing body parts, or bandaged heads. I would much rather see a romantic foreign film or something sophomoric that makes me laugh so I can be content in my delusional world of make-believe. However, me, being the giver that I am, agreed to see the movie. (Besides, I can use this as ammunition on a later date.) And I agreed to see it at an ungodly early hour!

The theatre was crowded. And the theatre was crowded with the “older” set. But I have to tell you–it was such a comfort to be in the midst of my newly found age group. There were no hungry babies screaming to be changed or fed. There were no teens checking their phones for texts or engaging in loud conversation. Nobody in our row kept getting up to go to the candy counter or bathroom repeatedly. No interruptions. I rather enjoyed this morning at the movies. It was more fun than a midnight showing of “Rocky Horror Picture Show” or “Reefer Madness”! (Wow, I really did cross that line—didn’t I?)

As an aside, this movie was fantastic. Bradley Cooper has been nominated for the Oscar three times now.   I hope he wins this year—he’s proved his chops as a great American actor!  In addition, he wears a University of Texas Longhorn Baseball cap in the film. (Hey. I’m a proud Longhorn mom! Hook ’em Horns!)  Bradley just looks too cute  in that

Burnt Orange cap! bradley-cooper-texas-longhorn-on-american-sniper-set

What’s next for me?  The Early Bird dinner special? No way!! I may have crossed a line by going to the movies at 10:30 in the morning, but I draw the line when it comes time for dining. You will never catch me having dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon! Not now. Not ever. Never!

Dinner SaturdaySpeaking of dinner, last night I made a really great stick-to-your-ribs dish of “Poulet Valée D’Auge”—chicken and apples in a creamy Calvados sauce. The apples I used were Granny Smiths and they cooked up so nice and caramelized and firm–not at all apple saucey. Cooked apples. Look Like potatoes Lots of flavor and perfect for a cold winter’s night. I served a nice Bordeaux with it. I love a good red wine!  The recipe I used is from Bon Appetit. If you are looking for a different kind of hearty dish, this is a great, great recipe. It’s also a nice dinner-for-two!  Here’s the link:

Poulet Valee Recipe

The pound cake I made is still going strong.  Monsieur Bonaparte has polished off quite a bit. I’m glad I made two cakes. Bonaparte's Treat

…and in honor of Bradley Cooper’s outstanding portrayal of Chris Kyle in “American Sniper” here’s a video of my favorite group of all time, The Kinks, and their homage to Hollywood. “Celluloid Heroes”!

Enjoy the rest of your Sunday! I’m off to write some cover letters to accompany my resumes and send them off to corporations that won’t get in touch with me!

XOXOXOXOXOXO!

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Buns and Baking–a Snowy Saturday!

The snow from last night is now a mix of icy rain—it’s just a yucky day.   It’s ok, though. I’m going to spend my time baking and making a supply of malted milk crumb for future Momofuku Milk Bar cake baking.

Now I don’t know about you, but when I spend a day in the kitchen, I have to wear pretty crappy clothing—mostly because I get flour and any other dry ingredients all over me.  Sticky glaze drips onto my pants and my sleeves. Butter not only greases the pans I use, but it pretty much greases me too! I am fashionably attired in “Pant of Yoga” and “Shirt of Sweat”. Also, because my tresses are always shedding, I gotta wear my hair up.Bunny looking Today it’s up in a big bun. Do you like it? I ordered this bun donut in black from Amazon. It’s great because my lack of hair doesn’t allow for a thick, large bun. This works like a charm.Big donut for hairBun Day necessities  I gather my hair in a high pony tail, slip the donut on,  I pin my hair around it, spritz a bit of spray and I’m good to go!

I started off preparing some Malted Milk Crumb. Since I do a lot of baking from Christina Tosi’s “Momofuku Milk Bar” Cookbook, I know that the recipes are time consuming. Milk Crumb is a large part of the cookie and cake recipes from the book. I’m telling you I am obsessed with all Milk Crumbs. I have jars of Chocolate Crumb and regular Milk Crumb in my pantry. Today I added Malted Milk crumb to that collection.   Besides, when I’m having a “emotional” moment, I go into the pantry with a spoon and crumb binge! I also love the fact that Ms. Tosi tells you how much time you’re gonna need to prepare each step of her recipes! I respect!

Momofuku Malt Milk Crumb Ingreeds.Chocolate Malt Milk Crumb Ingredients and jarred and ready for future goodies!

I also made two lemon pound cakes from a recipe I found online. Although the cakes turned out very tasty, I won’t be using this recipe again. It read “10 minutes to prepare” and 45 minutes for both cakes to bake. It takes me much longer than 10 minutes to prepare anything I bake or cook. In the first place, my pantry is a bit like my car. Slightly disorganized. If I find the vanilla right away, it’ll take me 15 minutes to find that darn baking powder and another 15 minutes to find the baking soda I bought only  three days ago. Then it takes an additional 20 minutes to put everything back into the pantry because I took everything out looking for my ingredients. It takes me 5 minutes just to grease a pan. I need to make sure every single inch of that pan is covered in buttery goodness.  An hour later I have everything ready. Sifting, breaking the eggs, mixing everything in the mixer takes another 20 minutes. The 10 minutes to prepare has turned into an hour and 20 minutes.

Lemon Pound Cake IngreedsTwo Lemony Pound Cakes out of the ovenCakes Cooling Off

Into the oven at 350 and after 45 minutes the cakes aren’t nearly done. Another 40 minutes and they are finally baked. They cool for another hour, the glaze is drizzled on and all is finished! It takes a lot longer than the original 55 minutes stated from start to finish!

When the baking is done the  cleaning begins. It astounds me how The Barefoot Contessa and Giada have such spotless kitchens. I do realize they are cooking on TV—but can’t they have a bit of a mess? It would be so much more realistic to see a stained dishtowel, or spilled flour, or batter that splashed from the mixer. Why do these women have to be so perfect?   And why does everything they bake come out of the oven perfectly symmetrical? It isn’t real life. Real life is baking a cake that may be slightly lopsided, but after you load the lopsided layer with an extra heaping of frosting to even it out, only then does it appear flawless!   Know what I mean? If it’s made with love–it— perfect!!

Somebody is looking rather lovingly at my counter! I meant to give him a treat and I forgot about it and left it on the counter.  Isn’t he adorable? Chippy! He’s a sweet as sugar!

How can I grab that treat.He Finds a way

…speaking of “Sugar”…in honor of all the sugar I used in my baking today, here’s a little tune that I’m sure all of you who are around my age will love hearing again.  “Sugar, Sugar”..by the Archies!  (I always wanted to be Veronica–what normal person wants to be a cartoon character?)

Enjoy the rest of your Saturday!

XOXOXOXOXO!

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It’s a CAR, Monsieur Bonaparte. It’s a Car!!!!

For many, many years, I was fortunate enough to get where I needed to go via the New York City Subway System. Then came the suburban years which meant having to acquire a car and the headaches began.  Here’s the deal– lots of  people absolutely love their cars. They get all excited about the latest and greatest add-ons and equipment and so on and so forth. Men, in particular, treat their cars as though they were Vestal Virgins—pious and chaste and beautiful, to be handled with care and oh-so gingerly. I, on the other hand, don’t really care too much about cars. During my “Mom’s Taxi” years, my cars and mini-vans were a catch-all for  the boys’ sports equipment,  jig shoes and ghillies in various sizes for Oona’s Irish Dancing, changes of clothing, backpacks, the dogs’ toys  and lord knows whatever else the kids and their friends left behind!

In my most humble opinion, a car is for the necessity of getting from point “A” to point “B” and points beyond. The most important features in my car need to be a fantastic air conditioning unit because in the summer my hair tends to frizz and great A/C keeps a smooth coif. A good sized mirror is also important because I do a lot of tweezing in that great car lighting. Lastly, I need a good sound system so I can listen to my music whilst driving.

My "Good Humor" Car

My “Good Humor” Car

My present car is a Scion and I picked this white model because it reminds me of the Good Humor Ice Cream trucks that I was so fond of when I was a child.   (I parked way too close to the bushes because I cannot see out of my right eye. Oops!).

Monsieur Bonaparte, aka, Vincent (and I call him that with love) napoleon-bonaparte-lovers-3234doesn’t share my feelings when it comes to cars. He always  gives me his opinion upon entering  my car. He reminded me of this earlier today. We used my car to run some errands and the conversation went something like this.

Vincent (with heavy French accent): “Casseeeee, zis cahr eeez uh mess”. “What eezz zhat smell?”

Me: “No—it isn’t a mess. I don’t smell anything”. “Oh. Wait. That smell is my Starbucks Skinny Chai Latte. It’s been here for four days. It needed to cool off.  I’m not done with it yet.”

Vincent” “Oh merde!” “Look at zuh rest of zuh cahr. Zis eez disgusting! “Oh Merde”! “Merde”! “Merde!”

Me: “Ok Monsieur Bonaparte. Can you clean my car then”?

Front passenger side of carPersonally I didn’t think the car was that bad. In my efforts for solidarity, I made a Je Suis Charlie sign  and had it in my window until it obstructed my view. I did mean to bring it in the house, but it fell on the floor. That plastic thingy next to it is some sort of cup holder that came with the car. I have some CD’s in that nook over the glove compartment and some CD’s in a case on the floor.

There’s a little nook next to my seat. I keep my essentials in it. Chapstick Tweezers and Rolaids next to drivers seatChapstick, tweezers and a few Rolaids. I think there may be a penny in there too.   There’s that little island in between my driver seat and passenger seat. I’ve got a broken TJ Maxx rewards card that I keep meaning to put on my key ring—in the meantime it’ll stay put. I’ve got sunglasses that I don’t wear, but if anyone else needs them, they are available. I’m a giver.Broken TJ Maxx reward thingy and old sunglasses Car Junk DrawerAttached to that is a compartment with a lid. I have lots of tissues in case I spill my Starbucks, some coupons, and plastic bags in case Chippy has to poop–I’m a model doggie parent.  In that little nook inside the passenger door are empty CD cases. I use them to scrape ice off my windshield because I cannot find my scraper. (It may be under a seat).

Empty CD Cases

Empty CD Cases

Blanket on the back seatChippy’s blanket is spread across the back seat to keep the car clean.

In the way back are various bags for groceries. I’m very ecological. Also in the way back is my father-in-law’s WWII Navy Pea Coat. I keep meaning to get it tailored to fit me, but I haven’t yet gotten around to it. (it’s been there since October).

Plastic Tote Collection

We have choices in this life. I chose to have a clean home, ironed clothing (yes, I’m an ironing fanatic)and home-cooked meals. Is that so bad? Having a spotless car is not high up on my list of priorities. I do think of others though. Look—I have a “No Texting” magnet on the outside of my car. That little magnet on the outside is far more important than the inside of any car!. Am I right? Doesn’t that make sense? Oh my god, it’s just a car. I cannot stop laughing about this!My public messages

In honor of Vincent’s angst in connection with the state of my car, I give you this Lynyrd Skynyrd song—and it just happens to be my favorite  Skynyrd tune: “That Smell“. Enjoy this Friday Night!

XOXOXOXOX!                       …The Starbuck’s Vente Skinny Chai Latte is still in the car!

Three-Day Old Vente Skinny Chai Latte

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I May Be a “Handsome” Woman, But Don’t Call Me “Sir”. OK?

I’m still reeling over a comment made to me last week by a male cashier at Pet Smart. The following incident validates one of the reasons why I really should wear makeup when I’m out and about: Chippy, being the good and spoiled little rascal that he is, needed some chicken-flavored treats. It was one of those “Smelly-hog” days for me; the kind of day where I throw personal hygiene out the window and give my face a rest from makeup—this sort of day is usually reserved when I have no plans to leave my home. Feeling rather bold, Chippy and I took a five-minute road trip to Pet Smart to make a purchase of his beloved treats. (Vincent could not understand why Chippy gained three pounds in two months.  Shhhhhh. I’m not tellin’).

Treats in hand and ready to pay, the cashier looked up and said “Is that it sir”? SIR????????  Hey buddy, I know menopause has taken its toll on me but I tweeze those chin hairs every day, I get my moustache waxed on a regular basis, and I’m an expert at disguising my baldness. While I realize I’m no raving beauty, and I may be considered a rather handsome woman, I don’t think I look like a guy—even sans makeup!

I'm no beauty--but "sir"?

I’m no beauty–but “sir”?

This guy stunned me so much that my crossed eye almost straightened out! I swear if it had been summer, I would have lifted my shirt right there to prove to him that I am a woman. If this guy hadn’t been in a wheelchair, I would have channeled my inner Karen Gravano and “Big Ang” and gone all “Mob Wives” on him.

Moving forward, methinks it is a good idea to enhance my “beauty” before I leave the house. Come on. Do I really look like a man? (I don’t wanna know if you think I do).I’ve posted about my beauty “essential” tools and skin prep in a previous post. Today I want to go over my make-up routine. The everyday routine that stops people from thinking I’m a sir rather than a ma’amand yes, I would rather be referred to as ma’am rather than “sir”. Here we go:

Foundation: A good ten minutes after applying primer, I apply foundation.   I use Make Up Forever liquid HD Foundation in N135—this is a great foundation because it doesn’t oxidize and turn orange. It also glides on smoothly–great for mature skin. Be careful with foundations and try to get a sample before you buy. Remember, the lighting in stores is NOT the lighting you will be seen in every day.

MUFE N135 Tarte Brush

MUFE N135 Tarte Brush

I’ve been  using this foundation for a couple of years now and it doesn’t look “cakey” nor is it drying. I dot a small amount of the foundation onto my face then I blend, blend, and blend with this big brush from Tarte cosmetics. Chippy bit a chunk out of this brush, but it is still useable.

Eyes are next. I’m never without Bare Minerals “Well-Rested”. As soon as I run out of this I take a trip  to the mall to pick up a replacement. Even though it’s a powder form, it doesn’t exaggerate fine lines. This stuff hides any blueness that you may have in the corners of eyes and if you have dark circles or darkening around the eyes—this is GREAT!

Well Rested by Bare Minerals

Well Rested by Bare Minerals

Because I wear eyeglasses, I also use a light cream concealer under my eyes to lighten up the shadows that the lenses can cause. This is a concealer by Benefit, I normally use YSL’s Touche Éclat, but I ran out and presently, I am not spending $40.00 to replace it.

Cream Concealer

Cream Concealer

When I become gainfully re-employed I’ll go back to the Touche Éclat.

The brows that used to be dark and luxurious are no longer. I fill in by brushing in a black eye shadow. BTW, I have a gripe with cosmetics companies on their “brow” powders. Cosmetics companies seem to think that nobody has black eyebrows.

Eye Shadow for Brows

Eye Shadow for Brows

Did you ever check out the brow products? The deepest color is a deep brown that turns orange. Trust me. I know because I’ve tried most of them. The one cosmetics company that does produce a black brow product is NYX, which I’ve purchased repeatedly, but lately I can’t  find it anywhere. Oh. I wonder why? Maybe it’s because all those women with black eyebrows have gotten to it before I have.

Eye shadow coming right up. I switch between Stila’s “In The Know” and Urban Decay’s “Naked2” palettes. Both offer neutral shadows that work well with my “cool” coloring.

Stila "In The Know"

Stila “In The Know”

As you can see from the pics, I’ve hit pan with the most-used shadows and I’ll use these until every shadow is gone. I’ve had both for over a year so the cost is well-worth it.

Naked2

Naked2

Let it be known that I do keep certain makeup products around for a long, long time. I’ll toss mascara out after three months, but everything else stays. I’m frugal…..speaking of mascara. I love the new lash extension product from Physicians Formula, but when I want a less-is-more look, I’ll just curl the eyelashes and apply either Tarte’s “Lights, camera, Lashes” or Lancôme’s “Définicils” mascara.

Tarte and Lancôme Mascaras

Tarte and Lancôme Mascaras

Both are great for giving lashes nice definition. Even though I applied mascara to my bottom lashes today, I normally leave the bottom of my eyes alone. Mascara on my bottom lashes smears during the day and I hate that. I don’t wanna mess with any touch ups during the day.

Eyeliner. I love eyeliner. Presently, I’m into that “winged” look of the ’60’s –the Bardot/Loren/Hepburn vibe—it’s awesome. I switch between two liners. The felt-tipped liquid liner pen from Sephora is greatness. The tip is so thin and makes the application so easy to draw a slight line or a bold line.

Sephora Eye Liner Tip

Sephora Eye Liner Tip

NY Color also makes a fantastic liquid liner in a tube and the brush that comes with it is very thin which is great for application, AND it’s less than $2.00.  I’ve purchased super-expensive eyeliner that stunk—the application was horrific, the product didn’t stay on. You don’t need to spend a fortune for decent eyeliner.

Getting Cheeky:

Dandelion, LaBamba, Josie Maran and Too Faced

Dandelion, LaBamba, Josie Maran and Too Faced

Cream blush is the way to go these days because those powders can be very drying and cakey looking. Oh the trials and tribulations of aging. I use a very light hand when applying blush because I cannot stand clown cheeks. Too-Faced makes a great cheek color called “Sweet Pea”—it’s a really pretty pink. Josie Maran makes an incredibly long-lasting, moisturizing blush. I have a travel-sized jar of this Coconut Water Cheek Gelee in “Pink Escape”, in the jar it looks red but when applied is a very natural pink blush. I thank the Sales Assistant at Sephora who told me about this. In the summer I’ll bring out the powdered cheek color.

Hitting pan with the blush!

Hitting pan with the blush!

Benefit makes the two that I really like—Dandelion and LaBamba, but I’ve heard that LaBamba has been discontinued. As you can see from the pic, I’ve hit pan big-time on the cheek color!

Those lips:   There was a time when my mouth was very full and in my younger day as a single girl in NYC, men in bars I frequented on the Upper East Side(who realized I was a woman), would actually comment on my mouth and buy me drinks.   I was able to wear dark colors and I do believe I looked rather fetching.Lip products These days, Chapstick and clear lip gloss in a tube are my friends. However, every now and then, I will add some color. My two reliables are Guerlain’s Kiss Kiss in Number 560, “Pushy Pink”. This is a great lipstick because it goes on lighter than how it appears in the tube and is so smooth and luscious. I got it in Paris last summer and haven’t been able to find that particular color here in the States so it’s on my shopping list for my next visit. Oh la la!  Make Up Forever has another nice color—Rouge Artist Intense Lipstick in Number 36.

Guerlain on left. MUFE on right.

Guerlain on left. MUFE on right.

This lipstick is very matte and when I do wear it, I have to wear a clear gloss over it because it has a tendency to dry my lips but the color lasts all day. Neutrogena clear gloss in “Gleam” Number 40 finishes the look.

It’s quite enjoyable to take my time applying makeup at this point in my life; I am able to be methodical and can do it at a leisurely pace.   During those pre-empty-nester days, the process of applying even the smallest amount of makeup seemed to be rushed. Beds had to be made. School lunches had to be prepared. Those “forgotten” homework assignments had to be completed. Getting everyone out of the house in a timely manner was a challenge at times. It was chaotic fun, but now is the time to relish in the mundane and enjoy every second of life in a more relaxed and chill way. Life is good—know what I mean?Call me sir again and Ill go Mob Wives on yaWear a smile too. If you don’t have time to make up that beautiful face of yours, sunglasses and a smile will do the job. I shoulda taken that advice when I went out with a naked face and was called “sir”.  Ya gotta laugh when stuff like that happens. Am I right??Me made up

Speaking of “Sir”. Here’s a great little video of Lulu from 1967 singing “To Sir With Love”. The hair. The makeup. The pantsuit! I love Lulu! I love the ’60’s!

And so my dear mature ladies. Feel free use me as an example if  somebody makes a derogatory remark about your appearance. You can laugh and say “Well, at least I wasn’t called “Sir” like Ms. Atypical60 was!

XOXOXOXOXO!

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