Macaroned–On Valentine’s Weekend! A Sweet Way to Say “I Love You”!

It isn’t that I’m not romantic, but Valentine’s Day has just never been a day that I’ve ever been crazy about.roses

I do remember Valentine’s Days in grammar school, in St. Patrick’s on Long Island. Come to think of it, I’m surprised the nuns actually allowed us to exchange Valentine’s Day cards—I guess because it’s a saint’s day. Anyway, I was the one in the class who didn’t get a lot of Valentine’s Day cards. I wonder why?

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I swear I looked more like Pat than “Pat” did!

Probably because I looked more like “Pat” from SNL than a cute little girl! As a late bloomer, I had my first boyfriend when I was a Senior in high school—but Istill  don’t remember Valentine’s day being anything special.   When I was a kid, my mother always made a heart-shaped cake with pink icing. That’s all I basically remember.

Happy Galentines Day!

 It’s more fun to be with your girls sometimes!

Personally, I like the idea of “Galentine’s Day” better—a special day to honor your BFF’s! It isn’t romantic but it’s more fun!  I  swear to god, I don’t even remember doing anything special for Valentine’s Day during my many years of marriage. Even the doting mom, though, I always got the kids little Valentine’s gifts.

It wasn’t until I met Monsieur Bonaparte that I started to become gifted on this “special” day.

Valentines Flowers

I got flowers yesterday, an early Valentine’s Day gift. Aren’t they nice?

He’s so sweet—so I decided to make his favorite little meringue delights! Macaron!

Pitachio Chocolate and almond fillings I’m sure you’ve seen them in fancy bakeries. Last time I was in NYC, I spotted a line that went from the front door of Ladurée all the way around the corner. People pay a lot of money for these little sandwich cookies. They really are great—but when you make them yourself, it is a gesture of true love! You will also save a ton of money.

Today, my Valentine’s gift to you is a lesson in baking macaron!

For the past —I dunno—maybe 8 years, I’ve been using this recipe from A La Cuisine. The only difference in ingredients is that I add a bit of vanilla. Here’s the link.:

A La Cuisine Macaron Recipe

Here are the ingredients:

I add vanilla because it gives the macaron a bit of depth. A pinch of salt is essential!

Remember this. You really need to leave the egg whites out overnight so they thicken a bit.

Egg whites thickened overnightLeave the egg whites out overnight to thicken!

It’s also really important to do your prep work because making macaron can be very messy.Its a messy processIt’s a sticky mess, but hey, it can be cleaned!

This is what they don’t tell you in cookbooks or TV. It’s a messy job because the meringue can get very sticky—so take your time!

Also, after you sift the almond flour and the confectioner’s sugar, whisk the dry ingredients together.

Sift Almond flour  first then confectioner’s sugar into the same bowl. Whisk together!

You definitely need parchment paper.

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Trace the lid of a Tylenol bottle onto the parchment because that’s a great size and is a great guideline for piping the batter.

imagesCAX1FDAQPlacing the pastry bag in a drinking glass really helps to make spooning batter much easier!

Another tip—if you are using a pastry bag, place it in a glass while you are spooning the batter into the bag, it just makes things much easier.

NOTE– If you can find this “Macaron” kit by LéKué, by all means, make the purchase! I picked this up at Sur La Table about three years ago and didn’t expect much, but it’s great for making macaron.

Another view macaron kit

This kit totally made making macaron so much easier! It’s a cinch!

The kit comes with a silicone sheet with pre-marked circles which are the perfect guidelines. All you have to do is place the silicone sheet on a cookie sheet and you’re good to go!

Pre-marked silicone sheet and batter dispenser. I LOVE this!

The kit also comes with this rubber squeezer. It has a clear lid that you unscrew, spoon the batter into the squeezer, attach the large tip and squeeze the batter onto the sheet. It’s genius and cuts a tremendous amount of time. The squeezer has quite a few tips and is also great—great, for icing cakes. I LOVE this kit.

Whip those egg whites. Use the whisk attachment on your electric mixer. Use the medium/high setting and whip with a pinch of salt until the egg whites are foamy. Once they are foamy, turn the setting to high and add the granulated sugar in a slow and steady stream. The egg whites will be done when soft peaks appear and the eggs have a satiny finish. If you are going to use food coloring, now is the time to add it. Just a couple of drops!

Now is where the elbow grease comes in. Add the almond flour/sugar mixture in three installments. At first the mixture will be dry and a bit stiff, but as you keep folding. And folding.Meringue and almondsugar mixture starting to fold

A little dry and thick at first. But…..

. And folding, the mixture will turn into a batter and it will “flow”. It will also have”sheen”. Time to pipe!

Lots of folding and elbow grease get the better moist and gleaming

…..when you fold, and fold, and fold and use elbow grease, the batter will flow and take on a “sheen”!

Whether you pipe onto parchment or use the macaron kit, you need to let the piped batter rest at least 35 minutes or longer. Pre-heat the oven to 300. If you want, place an additional cookie sheet in the oven—it’s a kind of insurance so that the macaron won’t get brown on the bottom.

Little pink rounds of happiness resting for 35 minutes before baking

Delightful little rounds of love at rest!

Listen—while I realize that the A La Cuisine recipe has a different oven temp, then what I use—only you know your own oven. You may have to play around with the oven temperature and time.

In the oven first batcch

Enjoying the warmth of the oven!

Bake at 300 for 10 minutes, rotating the macaron after 5 minutes.

When they are done, let them cool completely.

Out of the oven and coolingCool completely–you can even run some errands!

Fill with your choice of fillings.

I fill with a basic chocolate ganache for some. Or—I’ll make my own pistachio filling. Basically, I take shelled pistachios, pulse in the food processor to a butter-like consistency then add some heavy cream and confectioner’s sugar. More trinityTop left:  Almond paste/Marzipan filling. Top Right: Chocolate Ganache. Bottom: Pistachio

I eyeball it, but I mix it all in the food processer then into the fridge to harden up some. Same thing with my almond filling. I take almond paste or marzipan, whichever I grab first in the store, and I pulse it in the food processer till its soft, then I add heavy cream and confectioner’s sugar. I’m sorry that I don’t have exact measurements, but I always eyeball the fillings and frostings that I make. Sometimes I’ll fill with a Lemon curd or jelly filling.

All done. The batch will produce between 20 to 24 macaron. I usually bake two batches at a time because, let’s face it, these cookies are extremely delicate. Sometimes a few may get broken. Besides, they get eaten so quickly—it’s better to have more!

StackedCan’t go wrong with a stack of mac’s!

You CAN freeze the unfilled macaron and save for a later date! Under normal circumstances, they will last about three days.

Honestly, making macaron is timely, but it isn’t all that difficult! They are a labor of love–and on Valentine’s Day–isn’t it all about the love?

To put you in the mood..here’s some French music for those Ohlala moments while you drink the champagne and savor the macaron! Rupa and the April Fishes sing “Maintenant”. It’s VERY sexy!

XOXOXOXO!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Stressed For Sucess. In the Pantry and Kitchen!

Two job interviews under my belt this week have left me a bit “edgy”. Oh, don’t get me wrong—both went extremely well! Add to that, Monsieur Bonaparte has been working on taxes.Taxes

I’ve heard more naughty French words and phrases in this house since Monday than I’ve heard during all my trips to France! It’s been stressful! Tax time is soooo stressful!

And how does this old lady deal with stress? I clean and organize! I’m not talking about tidying up. I’m talking about obsessive cleaning to get my mind off other things.

When I was younger I got on my hands and knees three times a day to scrub the kitchen floor. That’s OCD. I scrubbed the bathrooms every day.

ammonia-and-bleachDangerous but magically cleansing and sterile!

With ammonia and bleach. Not only is that OCD, it’s dangerous. I’m still here though! I also vacuumed my home twice a day. I’m still trying to decide if that is OCD or just life with a yellow lab and a basset hound!

Today, I decided to do some kitchen cleaning and organizing!

With Chippy in tow, we drove off to Home Goods to get some pantry organizers.

ChippyMy shopping buddy!

Our pantry is small and becomes so unorganized quickly. It bothers both of us, but I really hate the task of constantly organizing and reorganizing it. I’m definitely NOT OCD about that!

A mess almost as bad as my car, especially in the bottom.  I can never find what I need.

While emptying out the pantry, I found three hidden bags of confectioner’s sugar. I also discovered that I had two cans of cornstarch. I must’ve purchased them around the same time because both cans had the same expiration date.Why do I have two cornstarches that have the same expiration date of later this year.Pathetic that both were half-full, so I incorporated into one!

Time for a snackSnack time! Let me just finish off some remaining chips!

Also discovered were two bags of Craisins, four plastic bottles of Momofuku Milk Bar corn powder, a bar of 60% cacao, 7 packets of yeast, many different types of sea salt, and a bag of dates that I thought I lost. Oh. I also found my deviled egg platter and the pastry bag tips that I swore were missing.

Organizers I bought at Home GoodsThese organizers seemed so much larger in the store than when I got them home. Yikes!

My fear is that these organizers I purchased won’t really help that much. We’ll see!

How did a can of shaving cream and a stick of Resolve end up being mixed in with the pantry goods?

You know that saying that before things get better, they get worse? My kitchen counters were in that state while I was organizing.

To tell you the truth, I don’t think these organizers are going to work that well. I can’t even see much of a difference! I just moved stuff from one shelf to another!

Finally after getting the pantry in order at a snail’s pace, I tackled the kitchen counters. Monsieur Bonaparte doesn’t seem to mind “stuff” on the counters, I can’t stand the clutter. Why are tennis balls on the kitchen counterWhy? Just. Why?

 Why was a can of tennis balls on the counter? Why was Chippy’s heartworm stuff on the counter? Why were cleansers out in full view on the counters?   In spite of his insisting that he does a bang-up job in cleaning, Bonaparte does not move items out of the way as he cleans. I had my job cut out for me with paper towels, sponges, Ajax, spray cleansers all at the ready.The necessary toothpicks for gorman toothpick cleaningToothpicks. They’re not just for getting little bits of food from in between the teeth! They are cleaning essentials!

To top it all off, I had a steady supply of toothpicks. The toothpicks are used for what all the women on my mother’s side of the family call “Gorman Toothpick Cleaning.” (My mother’s maiden name—Gorman) They are used to clean the gunk around all sinks and in between any crevices that separate wall from sinks, etc. I do this. My female cousins do this. My aunts did this and my mother did it! It’s a family tradition! Hey—every family has their traditions.

Before and After:  Left, horrible coffee stains. Right, after Ajax, a sponge and toothpicks.

Do you have a stainless steel sink? Does your drain get brown from coffee stains? I hate that!

A sponge, elbow grease, a toothpick.  After Ajaxing, that’s all  you need!

After pouring more than enough Ajax over the drain, I let it sit for a while, and then sponged the hell out of the drain until it sparkled. I also took a toothpick and cleaned out all the rims in the drain till they sparkled!

The face of attack on dirtThe determined face of a woman who cleans. It isn’t pretty!

Being too lazy I put the can of tennis balls into the pantry that I finished organizing. It’s no wonder that it gets so unorganized quickly.

Thanks to stress, my hands were a mess this week. My guilty pleasure is acrylic nails. Yes! I know they are awfully damaging, but I could be doing worse. I could be a smoker and a drunk. I’m not.

Brings to mind the Seinfeld “Man Hands” episode. Yuck!

To tell you the truth, I was so angry at that crap that Kanye pulled during Beck’s shining Grammy moment that I ended up messing with my nails and I ultimately pulled the acrylics off. I was so disgusted with myself.

Anyway, after a new set of nails, I switched my Opi Dutch Tulips for this Essie Ballet Slippers.

After manicure.Pink is too pale for my nails. Check out the hat on the floor behind my hands–the car. The messy car!

I think the pink is too light for me. Next week it’s back to my usual Dutch Tulips.   Red nails look so nice on “mature” hands. I swear. Those red nails are just so classic and chic!

 Well, the kitchen is clean except for the egg whites that are “resting” overnight. I’m making macarons tomorrow.   It’s a long process and I’m making them for Valentine’s day. I’ve already made the fillings so tune in tomorrow to read more about the macarons!!!!

Yeah..stress makes me feel like all my five senses are working overtime! Speaking of which…here’s XTC singing “Senses Working Overtime”

XOXOXOXO!

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Grannypants Looks at Grammy Pants..And Gowns..And Other Outfits!

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Hey. I don’t care HOW old I am or get. One thing I love is watching awards shows. It’s my chance to be so emotionally  critical of musical celebrities in such a short period of time! The outfits! The hair! The naughty behavior! Today, I honor the oldsters (and others) of the Grammy awards!

Two words: Tom Jones:

tom-jonesTom Jones deserves full-sized picture because he’s so great! I long to be his Delilah!

 OMG. Be still my heart. He is still as handsome as ever. No. He’s gotten even better looking with age. His tan is better than any tan that George Hamilton has! His face lift his perfection! I’ve loved him ever since I was a young girl of 9 or 10 listening to “It’s Not Unusual” while enjoying the sun at Rockaway Beach in New York.  Yes, even when I was that young I was crushin’ on this handsome Welshman!

Jessie J. is one lucky lady  to be singing with him! Their duet of “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling” proved that Tom Jones still has what it takes!

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One word: Madonna!

My personal favorite Madonna song is and will always be “Borderline“. It still remains (in my mind at least) one of the sweetest, catchiest little tunes of all time. Her voice was so squeaky-cute-adorable back then too. She’s evolved from Borderline to a woman with absolutely no borders or boundaries. Her “Naughty Toreador” outfit costume on the red carpet was astonishing! I don’t know about you but I want her underwire secret. I want my girls to stand at attention like hers did!

257BB3D400000578-0-Ole_Madonna_shimmies_her_HUGE_cleavage_while_dressed_as_a_sexy_m-m-2_1423437940821I need to know where Madonna gets her push up bras. I need them!

In all honesty, I think she crossed the “age-appropriate” boundary with that get up. But—it’s Madonna for crying’ out loud. She gets a pass for this one. It wasn’t as bad as the time she showed up on the red carpet with grilled teeth!

Madonna grilled teethQuite possibly, her worst look of all time!

Her performance of “Living for Love”  was even more fascinating. This woman, whether you like her or not, has legs that defy age! At 56 years, I think she needs to become the present-day Jane Fonda and put out a “Madonna Workout” book and DVD. It would probably be X-rated, but who cares?  She may be quite full of herself, but she looks fantastic!madonna in red

Speaking of Jane, I’m “Fonda” the way she looks at 77 years! I didn’t look that good in my twenties!!!!Jane FondaThe ensemble is more fitting for St. Patrick’s Day but I love those pointy-toed shoes!

Three words: Bennett and Gaga! This was one of the great highlights!

Tony and gagaTotally amazing. Totally cool. Bennett and standards are just timeless!

Tony Bennett still sounds amazing. I loved, loved, and loved the duet with Lady Gaga. Lady “G” proves that she is such an incredible talent and entertainer—from “Poker Face” to standards. Who knew??? It makes me very happy when singers who are generations apart can get together like this—and like Tom Jones did with Jessie J.—That’s the charm and beauty of music—it brings generations together. Bennett is still quite the handsome man, I must say!

Classiest Woman on the Red Carpet: ANNIE LENNOX! She is some great looking 60!!!!

Annie Lennox chic and classy

Her androgynous look has softened some, but on that red carpet, she rocked it more than anyone else.

Her duet with Hozier “Take Me to Church”/”I Put a Spell on You” was spellbinding! I actually got goose bumps watching her!Lennox hozierI’d go to church with them!

Another great moment. The beautiful Mary J. Blige with Sam Smith and their “Stay With Me” duet.

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Mary may only be 44 years young, but she is a true elegant woman.

The dress she wore in that duet was to die for! I was so happy that Sam Smith was such a big winner. I love his music!

Beck and Chris Martin singing “Free as a Drum” was ethereal. Beck and Chris Martin Heart is a drum

They sounded like a modern-day Simon and Garfunkel. Actually, these two men should make a recording together. They have a great chemistry as a singing duo.

I’m so happy that Beck was another big winner. He deserves the recognition!

Beck with long hairAfter so many years, Beck finally received the recognition he truly deserves!

The weirdest Grammy moment was Kristen Wiig dancing as “Sia” in the “Chandelier” performance.   My first reaction was “Is that Kristen Wiig?”. Then I moved closer to the tv screen and realized it was. That did it for me. I couldn’t stop laughing because it seemed like an SNL skit!Kristen wig as CiaToo weird. Just too weird on so many levels.

I feel the need to mention the white elephant at the Grammy awards–Kanye West! What a disrespectful little snot. If you have a gripe with the Grammy powers-that-be then don’t show up for the awards! Take a clue from George C. Scott, Marlon Brando and others when they snubbed the Oscars:  Stars who snubbed Oscar

Seriously Kanye. Take a cue for the OLDER, classier musicians who have been around for a while. Try to emulate them. Have some class and manners. I’m afraid that class and manners are being tossed aside for arrogance these days.

Am I the only one in the world who doesn’t think that the McCartney/Rhianna/West song is that great? It’s dull and boring. Milque Toast!

Other than Kanye West’s little spoiled, entitled moronic act of jealousy towards the talented Beck, I love the way music brings everyone together. Young and Old.   Women and Men. Black and White!

It’s too bad we couldn’t fight wars with music instead of weapons! We would have a finely-tuned world filled with great melodies, wouldn’t we?

Well, I have a job interview tomorrow, so it’s time for me to do some research and to give my hair a roller set!

With so many great songs from last night’s Grammy awards–I couldn’t decide which song to post.  Instead, I give you my favorite Beck song. “Ramshackle”. It’s a beautiful song! Kanye West should listen to Beck more to see what true talent really is!

XOXOXOXO!

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Dear Lilly: If I Bend Over In That Dress, I’ll be Arrested!

The Lilly Pulitzer Spring 2015 catalog came in the mail yesterday!

Lilly PrintOne of my favorite Lilly dresses is in this rosy print!

I couldn’t wait to look at the overpriced little shift dresses that I so adore. Lilly Pulitzer is summer and poolside and parties with paper lanterns and gin and tonics! They are very “happy” clothes. I love them. Over the years, though, the dresses have become considerably shorter than they were some years ago.

Lilly Dress Way too short (2)If I bent over in this dress,  my entire origin of the world would be exposed for all!

Honey, I would need way more than just a bikini wax if I was to bend over in any of these adorable and darling little frocks! I would be arrested. Not for only for indecent “over” exposure, but for disturbing the peace as well.

There is no way possible that any woman can be comfortable sitting in one of these shifts either. Constantly pulling down the dress while you self-conscientiously keep your thighs painfully together is a workout in itself! Forget about placing a plastic plate full of food on your lap while holding a beverage! Maybe the photos in the catalogue are deceiving though. After all, the models must have legs that are at least five feet long.   Lilly Pulitzer also has a staunch following of older ladies—like me. Can’t they start using older models in their catalogs too? Come on. I’ve been to Palm Beach. I’ve witnessed ladies way older than I am.All dressed in brightly colored Lilly ensembles!   It’s time to start placing more mature women in the pages of those catalogs! It’s also time to lengthen some of those shifts by a couple of inches!

Look who’s 60! Damn! She looks younger than ever.

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I saw this amazing photo of Christie Brinkley on our AOL Homepage, so I HAD to click and read all about how Brinkley looks so great. I’m thinking….hey, maybe I can do what she’s doing!

Actually, I can’t. Ms. Brinkley has a skincare line these days .While it’s great that the line is vegan, I get upset at the pricing.  $89.95 for an ounce of RECAPTURE 360 + IR Defense Anti-Aging Day Cream:CB_Product_360_Frosted_flat__35769_1413578110_1280_1280I cannot justify the $89.95 price for this product–no matter how great Christie Brinkley looks!

Look. You can go the drugstore route and purchase skincare creams and products that’ll work fine on your skin. I will vouch for every one of these products below because I have used them in the past, use them currently, and will keep using them. They are inexpensive.

Jergens:Jergen's

Ingredients: Mineral Oil (Paraffinum Liquidum), Water, Beeswax (Apis Mellifera), Magnesium Aluminium Silicate, Sodium Borate, Fragrance, Isopropyl Myristate, DMDM Hydantoin, Red 4

Albolene: And may I add this is the greatest stuff on earth for makeup removal!Albolene

Ingredients: Mineral Oil (Paraffinum Liquidum), Petrolatum, Beeswax (Apis Mellifera), Ceresin, Beta Carotene (Vitamin A)

Ponds: An old-school favorite. My mother had me using this when I was in high school!Ponds cold cream

Ingredients: Mineral Oil, Water, Ceresin, Beeswax, Triethanolamine, Behenic Acid, Fragrance, Ceteth 20, Cetyl Alcohol, Carbomer, DMDM Hydantoin, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, Methylparaben

Olay Moisturizing Lotion: I slather this all over my face–AM and PM!Olay_Moisturising_Lotion_Normal_75ml_265x265

Ingredients: Water, Glycerin, Isohexadecane, Niacinamide, Dimethicone, Isopropyl Isoterate, Polymethylsilsesquioxane, Sucrose Polycottonseedate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), Polyacrylamide, Panthenol, C13 14 Isoparaffin, Dimethiconol, Ethylparaben, Sorbitan Stearate, Titanium Dioxide, Polyquaternium 10, Cetearyl Glucoside, Propylparaben, Laureth 7, PEG 100 Stearate, Stearic Acid, Disodium EDTA, Sodium Hydroxide, Stearyl Alcohol, Benzyl Alcohol, Cetyl Alcohol, Cetearyl Alcohol, Ammonium Polyacrylate

Trust me, I think Christie Brinkley looks better than fantastic! But I wonder–are any of the photos of her retouched at all?  Just a little bit?

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She has NO lines. At All! In all honesty, I think Christie Brinkley is the product of super-fantastic genetics. Most of us don’t have that!

THIS is the real 60 Wrinkles lines and all

Here is what 60 REALLY looks like! Wrinkles, little lines, crow’s feet and all!  Now I’m even getting age spots on my face. Oh well!

Speaking of “older “‘ beauty, I was rummaging around the bins in the garage looking for photos. (We still haven’t unpacked everything from the move…last May!). I found my favorite loafers—I thought I lost them in the move. Bass Weejuns! These beauties are over 20 years old and they are so broken in and comfy. I wore them today with my $9.99 Old Navy Pixie pants. My style of dressing certainly isn’t cutting edge but I love to wear clothing that makes me comfortable both on the outside AND inside. Ankle pants and loafers are a look I love!Weejuns!Comfiest shoes ever..and so cute with ankle pants!

On to other things.   I’ve written about my favorite blush, Too-faced, Sweet Pea being discontinued. Well, being in denial, I decided to head over to Sephora hoping that they would have at least one of these blushes stocked the bowels of the makeup storage. No. Such. Luck.

One of the helpful S/A’s led me to the Stila Crème blush. What did we find?? A crème blush named….”Sweep Pea”!

Stila “Sweet Pea” cream blush and lip color. Dupe for the Too-Faced!

The S/A was doing a fine job until she said “Are you sure you didn’t make a mistake thinking the blush was Stila and not Too Faced”? My eyes lit up. My face turned brighter than any pink blush I’ve very put on my face. I made it very clear “I may be old. I don’t have Alzheimer’s yet. OK?” I have a good mind to go back to Sephora with this picture!

Too faced sweet pea for sureThe original “Sweet Pea”. I never forget a makeup brand!

Finally, we saw the movie “Whiplash” earlier today! WOW! What a great movie! I’ll tell ya, there is some serious competition for the Oscars this year! I loved Boyhood and American Sniper and Grand Budapest Hotel—but “Whiplash” was just so full of human emotion. In my mind, it’s tied with “Boyhood” for best picture.

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If J. K. Simmons does NOT win the Oscar for best supporting actor, something with that academy is very wrong!J.K. SimmonsMy new celebrity crush!

The music from “Whiplash” was so jazzifyingly great, I leave you with “Whiplash”!

Well, enough of my rants!  Hope you all have a great end to the weekend!

XOXOXOXOX!

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Interviews, Lunch, and Anchorman Lies!

Did you miss me yesterday? LOL–I’ll bet you did!  If you did or didn’t, I’m still gonna tell you  how my Friday rolled.

I had a face-to-face interview with a recruiter. It went well. Actually, it went very well. For the first time in a while, I felt really great  about being myself during an interview. Not gonna lie. The whole process of finding employment is just so..well, sometimes it’s just so demeaning! Think about it. You are on display. You are being judged. Do you answer honestly or do you give the answers people want to hear? I chose to answer honestly and place all the cards on the table. Why lie about skills that you don’t have—it’s going to catch up later so you may as well lay it on the line from the get-go. Instead just elaborate on what you do well.

As for me, I have the skills and the expertise that it takes to run an office.

Old school secy

And I can type faster than anyone I know too!

It basically comes down to chemistry….and a great employer who isn’t an ageist! I will find that company. Oh yes. I will find that company..and when I do, I’ll have a great time at work. It’ll be the job that I look forward to getting up in the morning and driving to. I’ll make a difference! I’ll also have medical benefits and a great work/life balance.

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 I wanna work at Dunder-Mifflin!

The interview with the recruiter went so well that I had a phone screening late yesterday afternoon. It is my belief the phone screening went extremely well. Stay tuned.

In the meantime, yesterday was bitter cold, but I would not back down from my promise to myself that I would dress very professionally for the recruitment interview.

Pointy-toed pumps and pearls always look so professional. I love that look!

I wore a black Tippi sweater, a black pencil skirt, my favorite pointy-toed, toe cleavage bearing Ivanka Trump pumps and big chunky faux pearls that did a good job distracting from the turkey neck!

Tanned legs

 The legs looked pretty decent with the Jergen’s fake tan–even with goosebumps from the cold!

The plan was to meet my friend Becky for lunch at Nordstrom Café after the interview. Since I find it hard to walk around the mall in heels, I packed a pair of my extremely worn-out black Tory Burch Reva flats.

Tory Burch Revas. They are that disgustingI know–these are so disgusting, but after years, they are finally comfy!

With time and the deep freeze on my side, it was a great idea to hit Old Navy for an inexpensive pair of pants. It was way too cold to hang out in a skirt all afternoon. Look what I found!!! The black pants were 9.99 and the plaid, PLAID, pants were 8.99 on the clearance rack.Old Navy StealsThe plaid pants were $8.99 and the black printed ones were $9.99–what a steal!

 I don’t know if it’s the cut of the Old Navy Pixie pants or that I’m eating too much, but I had to jump up a size to a 10. Larger size or not, these pants look great, they are very slim-fitting and are ankle length. A great dupe of the far more pricey J. Crew Minnie Pants! Time to start eating healthy. Wait. I had a salad for lunch. That’s a start!  Listen to me!!! Ugh. I’m such a hypocrite!!! Yapping about the media and our bodies in Thursday’s post and here I am whining about having to wear a size 10. See what I mean? Gotta stop this! Now!!!!!

Having lunch with Becky is always fun!   We wax nostalgic about out old Irish Dance Mom days, we talk about French film and art, and we discuss our daughters!   Our lunches usually run from 2 to 3 hours because time flies by when you are in the company of great friends!

Ladies who lunch“Oh no she didn’t”!  “Oh Yessss. She did”!!

The Chicken Lime Cilantro Salad is the greatest salad on earth!

Nordies lime cilantro saladI could eat this everyday!

Bonaparte and I were watching the news last night while sipping on our Kir Royale’s, refreshing aperitifs make with champagne and crème de cassis. Kir RoyalesYummy! So delicious!

This brew-ha-ha with Brian Lie’n Williams—are the powers that be at NBC for real??? Williams should have been fired as anchor as soon as that “truthfully challenged” faux journalist apologized for his lies! I read somewhere that ….”Williams is so well-liked”! So????  Lie'n Williams PinocchioMy first time using Microsoft Paint! You like the creatively drawn liar’s nose?

No matter how “well-liked” this man is, he’s still a Pinocchio as far as I’m concerned! Watch his nose grow—I’ll bet he has more lies up his sleeve! He’s lost all credibility and NBC is keeping him on?   No wonder we end up switching the channel to TV5 Monde’s “Le Journal”!!TV5 Monde NewsI may not understand everything he says, but the coverage is more realistic!

I leave you with this…and I know, that may look like me dancing around in the red bikini—but it isn’t me!

The Castaways!  Liar Liar! Remember this? Totally appropriate and greatness to boot!

Enjoy the weekend!

XOXOXOXOXOXO!

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Plus Sized? But I’m Plus Aged!

Happy Thursday and one step closer to the weekend!

Have you heard the news about Ashley Graham, the “plus” sized model and Sports Illustrated?1423059113_ashley-graham-sports-illustrated-467 She won’t be one of the coveted Sports Illustrated  swimsuit models, but she will be in a “Swimsuits for All” ad, a bathing suit company catering to the woman with curves. Sports Illustrated will have the ad placed in its swimsuit issue.

Swimsuits for all ad

Here’s the ad. It’s great but since when is a size “10” Plus sized??

Even though it’s a disappointment that S.I. doesn’t have her on the roster as one of their swimsuit models it’s a start. And it’s a very good great start! Base hits win ball games. It’s good to see Sports Illustrated taking notice of more rounded and more normal sized women. uptonIt was nice to see Kate Upton on the cover–she is no “plus” size but at least she’s got curves!

Hopefully in future years we will see not only larger women on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, but we will see older women strutting their stuff on the cover as well!

However—and a big HOWEVER, I have some griping regarding how people view women’s bodies. I’m actually being an equal opportunist and going to include everyone: men, women, young and old.

First of all, Ashley Graham is 5 feet 9 inches tall and a size 16. The fact that she’s 5’9 means she is much taller than the average woman—her height is “atypical” *nudge, nudge* get it? She ain’t “Plus”—she’s curvy and meaty. Her skin is taught and should be at her age of 27—she’s a youngster! She’s normal!!! lesdoit-modelo-talla-xl-ashley-graham-13

On my 5 foot 5 body and at a size 8/10, I’m more “plus” than she is!  Note to self–check out “Swimsuits for All” for this coming summer!  Swimsuits for All

So anyway, last night I was reading some of the online comments people wrote about Graham’s body and I was completely shocked and really angry. While there were a great many positive reactions and comments, some of the comments were vile and disgusting.   Name calling such as fat, obese, slob, pig were all used. Would the people who write such scathing comments say these words in person? What do the writers of such comments look like? My guess is if they need to hide behind a computer, the face in front of the screen may need to take a good look in the mirror! It’s also sad that some of these nasty comments came from women. One woman blamed the “fat models in magazines”…..on feminists. Further proof that we women are our own worst enemies. That’s truly disgusting—it really is, women need to be supportive of each other-I’m stunned!

Why is it that this is never an issue with men?

Old men bellies at beach.

Women can’t go topless at the beach, but these guys have some hefty “moobs” to go along with those bellies!

When men look like this it’s taken with a chuckle and in stride.

gerard-depardieu-clementine-igou-bikini-photos-italy_11Depardieu should be in a remake of  “La Grande Bouffe”.

With women, if we aren’t under 30 years old and a size 2 or 4, we are meant to feel like this

My Cows ..and these cows are just as beautiful as we are!

Ya know, I love to people watch when I’m at the beach. When I’m down the Jersey Shore or over at Robert Moses beach in NY, older women are more covered up in tankinis and one pieces and those bathing suits that look like dresses. I’ve noticed, though, on European beaches, women will rock a bikini no matter what their size or age.

old-lady-in-bikini

I don’t know if this photo was taken on an American or European beach, but I hope I’m rocking a bikini when I’m her age!

Many older ladies in Europe rock it in just the bottoms! Honestly, I’m far more comfortable at a beach that celebrates us rather than berates us. We should not feel intimidated or ashamed of our bodies due to our size or age.

Actually, the only thing that would make me feel embarrassed at the beach would be if I forgot to trim the “thighed burns” if you catch my drift!

It’s a slow day today and I’m a bit bored so I played around with falsies.

Ardell wispies Fake Lasher

False eye lashes, that is. These lashes are so pretty for a special occasion! These are Ardell Demi-Wispies. Got ’em at Walmart for an 8-pack for about $8.00.

Adrell lashes

Aren’t they cute? They are very natural looking too!

I love ’em—Bonaparte hates them! My line of defense: “If they make me feel pretty then it’ll be a good night. If I feel ugly, everyone around me will be miserable”. That line is always a winner.

My other claim to fakeness is the tan. Speaking of which, I have to tan my legs. A recruiter reached out to me earlier today and I have an interview tomorrow. No matter how cold the weather, I absolutely refuse to wear panty hose. In my very opinionated opinion, stockings give the legs a weird sheen and I despise the way panty hose feels.  Ugh. The texture is like gummy bears for legs—cringe-worthy in my world! Also no matter how cold the weather, I only wear suits with skirts on interviews. No pants. I’m old-school!

Then I cleaned my makeup brushes—I try to do this twice a month but that doesn’t happen.Makeup brushes

Check out the brush on the far left. It’s the one that Chippy tried to eat. I paid too much money to get rid of it!

Monsieur Bonaparte will have a surprise this evening. Cherry Clafoutis for dessert! It’s a cross between custard and a cake filled with lots of cherries. It happens to be his favorite dessert—along with crème caramel, Madeleines, Breton butter cake……..

Clafoutis before sugarCherry Clafoutis straight from the oven. A little sprinkle of confectioner’s sugar and it’ll be perfection!

Here’s an excellent Raspberry Clafoutis recipe from French and Parfait:

Raspberry Clafoutis Recipe

I must go now and practice my “indoor” voice for a phone screening that I have tomorrow afternoon. It’s very hard for me to use the “indoor” voice but my beloved Bonaparte will coach me as he always does. I mean it. My “normal” voice is annoying as all get-out! Naturally loud, nasal and with an adorable “Lawng Eye-lind” accent, not everyone wants to hear it.  My Fair Lady 1964 with Audrey Hepburn as Liza Doolitte and Rex Harrison as Professor Henry Higgins

We’re the Franco/American version of this!!

Bonaparte and I are an updated version of “My Fair Lady” as he makes me whisper into a candle and then he’ll get all frustrated because I’ll start laughing. Then he’ll start speaking in French. I’ll start laughing more. And then—he’ll start laughing with me!

Speaking of swimsuits……Here’s a teeny weeny song about them from Brian Hyland!

Have a great evening!

XOXOXOXOXO!

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No Plastic Slipcovers in MY Home. Ikea But Are You Listening?

Can  you believe it’s Wednesday already?   The sun is shining and the weather is almost tropical at 37 degrees! I ditched the boots to wear these Via Spiga flats.

Via Spigas Pointy toed flats No old lady shoes for me!

Pointy toes, toe cleavage and no socks—my feet were so happy! In an effort to ward off boredom, I decided to take a trip to my local Ikea for some decorating ideas.

Ikea signJust my luck, Bonaparte had a light schedule this morning and decided to accompany me. I’m up to his tricks. He only went with me because he wanted to make sure I didn’t spend any money.   He sure didn’t complain when I treated him to a hot dog though.

Haute Dog CuisineI’m a giver! At fifty cents the Ikea “haute” dog is the least expensive item in the store!

I need to do some more decorating in our empty nest and it’s more fun  decorating on a budget.

When I moved from our two bedroom Manhattan apartment into a four-bedroom home in New Jersey, I found myself in a new world of interior design. Having been a city dweller, finding a great parking space took precedence over how your apartment was decorated.

Important to apartment dwellers. Crown molding.  Parquet floors. Dead roaches!

As long as the crown molding was painted in a sparkling white enamel, my old-school parquet floors were polished to the ultimate shine, and the exterminators got rid of the roaches, the apartment was designer heaven! All those furnishings that made the apartment seem so crammed were lost in a sea of wasted space with the move to the house.

Since we were a one-income household, I learned to decorate on a budget. Luckily, we lived in a town bordering on Princeton. Princeton had the best trash days ever! And so, my home was done in “Pedigreed Princeton Trashé”

Cabinet Full ViewClub Cchair

Pedigreed”Trashé” that I no longer have!

My other guilty decorating pleasure was rummaging through the Salvation Army “Red, White, and Blue Store” in Mercerville, NJ.  Most of my “good china” and my silver are from that thrifty goldmine!

If you are ever in the Mercerville, NJ area, please do yourself a favor and stop by the Red, White and Blue Store. You won’t be sorry!   Red White And Blue Store

I love white and off-white sofas. LOVE THEM.  I also have a “thing” about slipcovered sofas.  I’m not talkin’ about those see-through, plastic slipcovers my mother and aunts had on their furniture. I’m talking about the slipcovers you remove and wash!! ( When the three kids, two dogs, and the never-ending flow of friends were in and out of the house, I would have been crazed to even think of having anything white to sit on or lay around on.)  In fact, I did have slipcovers custom made for the sofas in the family room.  The slipcovers were jacquard–not plastic!

slip-covers plasticNO PLASTIC SLIPCOVERS IN MY HOME! NOT NOW. NOT EVER. NEVER!

Our “downsized” chateau is now home to three sofas in various shades of white, a white loveseat and a white club chair.  We have white walls.

Living Room ArmoireThere’s a lotta white going on–the entertainment armoire is white too!

I’m searching for red accents but it has to be the right shade of red.

A wall of pilllows and no red.A wall full of pillows at Ikea–but no red ones!  ARRRGH!!

No burgundy or orange-red will do. In my mind, I have the red I need. Unfortunately the stores do not. Also, I refuse to spend a fortune on any accent pieces be they furniture or pillows or anything else! That’s why I love Ikea, Home Goods, vintage furniture stores, and flea markets for great finds! It’s fun to mix high end, low end, and finds.

Living Room Sofas. Lotta white.

Ethan Allen sofa to the left. “Cindy Crawford” Sofa (remarkably, the sofa is great) on the right. Chippy’s tennis ball in front of the sofa.

A few years ago, a small fortune was spent on an Ethan Allen sofa. It is the most comfortable sofa on earth, but is starting to look its age. We have a Cindy Crawford sofa from another higher end furniture store, and it looks great. But with just two of us living in our home—why do we need to spend enormous amounts of money on furniture that won’t get used every day?    That’s the beauty of Ikea.

Two views of the family room. Ektorp sofa and chair. Ikea beds in both guest rooms. Chippy loves one in particular!

SunroomEktorp loveseat in the sunroom. The only room that’s completed–and my favorite spot in the house!

Ikea has this line of sofas and chairs—Ektorp. The pricing is great and the slipcovers can be removed to wash or additional slipcovers can be purchased for pennies compared to the price it costs to have them custom made. We also have Ikea beds in both guestrooms. There is only one slight issue with Ikea furniture. You have to be a rocket scientist to assemble the furniture. I’m not kidding. We purchased a desk for Oona when she was in school, when Bonaparte assembled the desk; there was a lot of cursing in his native French tongue coming from the room. It lasted for hours. And hours!

The delivery and assembly services that Ikea offers made our lives so much easier.  ikea home delivery truck The delivery was a flat fee of $59.00.  We paid maybe $150.00 more for assembly.

We have pieces from vintage furniture stores, garage sales, Craigslist ads, antique shops all purchased in a leisurely pace and agreed on by both Bonaparte and me.

Craigslist desk, flea market chair, Vintage cabinet.

I think our only furniture “regret” was a dining room table from the store “Arhaus”. It’s a great table, sturdy and very much our taste, but it was just way, way overpriced. Can’t win ’em all you know!

Dining roomArhaus table, overpriced. The rug was a steal at Lowe’s, though!

We still have to paint, have that last bathroom built, fix up our home office a bit—make it more streamlined, and get bookcases. Other than that, it’s just those darn accents!  I’ll keep you posted!

These days, the main reason for our decorating on a budget is that we would rather spend more money on traveling than decorating. In downsizing, we both agree that we don’t need all the “stuff” we had in our past lives.   It is nice though, to have a comfortable and nicely furnished home for when the kids are all at home—don’t ya think? Besides–we have plenty of time to look for items that we really love!

Here’s a real “WTF” moment!  I was at Wegman’s doing some shopping and came across this. Carnation “Breakfast Essentials”. It’s a rebranding of Carnation “Instant Breakfast”!

It USED to be Carnation Instant Breakfast.

It’s still Instant Breakfast to me!

I’m  kudos to Kate Spade for using 93 year-young Iris Apfel in her ad campaign.

Kate Spade AdKarlie isn’t nearly as “Kloss” to the ageless beauty of Ms. Apfel!  Me-owww!

Look at Helen Mirren. OMG—I love her. She’s so gorgeous!

Helen Mirrin For L'Oreal

Helen Mirren rocks it!

It’s so great she’s the new face of L’Oreal’s UK campaign, but I wish she would be the new face for L’Oreal in the States!

What about the ethereal beauty Charlotte Rampling for Nars?

Charlotte Rampling for Nars

Rampling rocks & rolls it!!!

Companies that use older women will definitely have my business.  I believe some Nars blush is in order!

Since I rambled on about decorating the house…here’s a good one from CSNY!

Enjoy the rest of the day! I’m getting ready for Mob Wives!

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The Most Absolutely Fabulousist News…and “More” thoughts!

Ab fab ladiesHappy Tuesday everyone!   This morning brought some “Absolutely Fabulous” news! Edina and Patsy from “Ab Fab” are coming to the big screen!   Yes! A movie about these two marvelous women will be made this year.

Ab Fab Movie is True!

Edina and Patsy may be each other’s best friend, but in my delusional world, they are my best friends too! I am in love with them. You know why? It’s because they live in a state of imperfection. They are real. They constantly screw up but take it in stride. They live their lives in a devil-may-care, “who gives a sh*t what others think” kind of way! They drink and they chain-smoke, take meds and abuse certain substances! They are delightfully self-centered! They are always politically incorrect! They are the women we want to hang out with!Edina and Patsy

Topics such as menopause, aging, waxing, sex are all addressed in humorous and satirical ways, but there is always a very human element in Jennifer Saunder’s writing.

We’ve all had a bit of Edina and Patsy in our personalities and we’ve done some of the things they’ve done.

Edie and Patsy smoking and drinking

Edina Fashion FlopEdina, with her fashion flops and her self-effacing moments, is a character we can all relate to. Admit it. Haven’t you gone to the beach at least one time only to realize you forgot to shave or get a wax? The rest of the day spent hiding your thighs in a towel? Haven’t you been at an event where you felt intimidated by the self-importance of other guests so you decided to just drink the night away—only to make a complete fool of yourself? Yeah—that’s the Edina in you!

On the other hand, Patsy is the woman who still believes she is the beauty she was in her Patsy fulltwenties and still has the same stamina to party on 24/7. She is so cool on the outside that she’s a degree away from icy! She’s still beautiful in her late 60’s, but she just cannot slow down. She’s the bossy one. The one with the killer glare. She’s the hilariously funny, totally vain,  mean and snarky older sister! If you don’t have a bit of Patsy in you, you definitely know someone like her!

We need more of these two women. They make us happy. They make us laugh.  And at one time or another we have been either one of them! It’s fun to see older women having fun and being naughty!

Take a look at their wine tasting–and I dare you not to laugh out loud! It’s one of their funniest moments!

This magazine could use “More” of the older women!

More for the woman of style and substance

Drew Barrymore, the “More” cover girl is 39. I’m confused. I remember some years back when “More” was touted as a magazine geared to women over 40. I think this magazine has regressed over the years.  While Barrymore is beautiful and on the cusp of 40, there was a time when this publication used much older women on the covers who were also much less “retouched”.

Take a look at the models in the fashion editorials.  Shame on “More”. There are beautiful and stunning women over 50 and this magazine, supposedly “geared” toward the more mature woman, uses extremely young models. I don’t think these women are anywhere near 40. Or 50. Or older!

Unrealistic

More. This is over 40

More Where are the wrinklesWhere’s the wrinkles? Where’s the laugh lines?  Where are the crow’s feet?

“Real Simple” magazine, though, definitely keeps it real! Kudus to you!

Real Simple Cover

“Real Simple” runs the age gamut for best “anti-aging” strategies–I’m on the fence about the “any beyond” instead of 60’s.  I think it would have been better said …”’30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s and beyond.  But hey, it’s a start. Besides………………

Real Simple Real Ladies laughing

Real Simple printed this wonderful photo and quote by Lauren Becall. Don’t you just love it?   Look how happy these women are–they are adorable!

Sandrine Van Slee 51This beauty is 51!

..it gets better!  Look!Leslie Bornstein 68This stunner, Leslie Bornstein is 68. She’s gorgeous!   I say, “Thank you, “Real Simple” for keepin’ it real!  We need more publications to showcase beauty after the age of 50!

..as for me, Putting on the smile keeps from feeling sadI’m keeping my smile on today!  Got some flowers to brighten up this wintery day!

Fresh flowers…..have pork with lentils and carrots on the stove for a hearty stick-to-your-ribs dinner!

Pork and Lentilsand it’ll be a good night!

XOXOX

Have a listen to the full-length theme from the show “Absolutely Fabulous”. It’s absolutely fabulous!

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A Rupture. Boots. And Bags.

Groundhog dayHappy Groundhog Day. I’ve been putting myself out there for the readers because I try to keep it real. In keeping it real, you know, I almost didn’t make it to the Auto show or the art exhibit at PAFA this Saturday: http://atypical60.com/2015/02/01/saturday-fun-in-philly-cars-and-art-a-productive-day/ Monsieur Bonaparte, aka, my better half, Vincent, begged me, in his thickest French accent, not to write about what happened to me: Vincent:”Cassee, pliz dun write about zis zing. Eezz disgusting! You ahr a ledee. Pliz. I beg ou”! Me: *Silence* Well, I guess I’m not a “ledee”! Here’s what happened. I had my outfit all picked out. I was going to wear my white skinnies. I love white jeans in the winter because they make me feel happy. It’s bright. It’s very clean looking. It’s a good look—especially with a navy sweater and my navy Hunter boots. Hunter boots My makeup was looking good too. My hair, thanks to Adam from Bleu Mousse, was beautifully colored and styled and all my bald and thinning spots were completely covered! Chippy was at doggie day camp. I went into the bathroom and then it happened. With all due respect to Vincent, we’ll play a guessing game—this way you can guess what happened. First question. What do you call the edge of a dress, or skirt or pants? Second Question: what is a word that rhymes with “void” but the first letter is “r”? Put those two works together. Add the word “rupture”. That’s what happened to me! Murphy’s Law. My medical benefits ended on January 1st. I am uninsured. In addition, I’m a hypochondriac, so by nature I suspected the worst possible scenario. I freaked out. Vincent tried to assure me that what happened to me was not uncommon—especially at my age! I can deal with that “at my age” business but I cannot deal with the fact that I could not run to a doctor who could take care of me and pat my hand and tell me I’ll be fine. For a co-pay, of course!  My main priority these days is paying the mortgage. If I get sick, at least by paying my mortgage every month, I’ll have a nice place to rest. If I don’t have a home, the streets are no place to be sick. On the edge of death, and crying hysterically, knowing full well that I would have to reapply my eye makeup, my better half inquired how long I was going to keep this behavior up. I told him as long as it took to gain his sympathy! My delusions had me thinking that not only did I suffer this rupture of sorts, but what would happen if I got a staph infection and it spread through my body and I would have to be rushed to the hospital and a team of experts would have to make me better and I would be charged hundreds of thousands of dollars that I didn’t have and my credit rating would go from excellent to disastrous. Then I would never be able to get another car—how would I get to that job that I don’t have? How would I drive to the many job interviews that nobody is calling me about? When I finally calmed down I took matters into my own hands. You know that elusive pair of cotton granny pants that are hidden under the many thongs and cute panties? We all have a pair hidden in that panty drawer. Come on. Admit it! Well, I took those cotton grannies out. I stuffed them with enough toilet paper that the seat of my jeans looked like a cross between Kim Kardashian’s butt and the behind of a toddler wearing a loaded diaper.

All was well until we arrived at the auto show and parked the car. I bent over to ask if there was any “visible panty line” showing through my jeans. Alarmed at the sight of my stuffed derriere, Vincent demanded “What deed you dew”? Despite it all, we had a really, really great afternoon. Then the fun started again when I went for a visit to the pharmacist. I figured that I was so sensitive that I would need one of those doughnuts to sit on. hemmroid ring cushion The pharmacy didn’t have them. Those little floating tubes that kids use in pools were not in season either. Would I be forced to tie a fluffy pillow around my precious derriere? hemmroid pillowInstead I purchased a few “products” for my “rupture”. The great thing about it was that Preparation H is also great for puffy eyes. Nothing like burning the candle at both ends. Right? I also felt so youthful because I couldn’t remember the last time I used any “feminine” products. Only THIS time it was for a different orifice!

I really wanted to address this because I’m sure that way too many of us have this particular “issue” as we age.. It’s annoying and can be scary at times—especially when we don’t have medical insurance or a job in order to acquire that medical insurance. The sad thing is, as good as the Obamacare is in theory, it is STILL extremely expensive to purchase a great benefits package.   Looking on the positive side, if hemorrhoids are the worst medical issue I have at this point in my life, I’m in good shape! Sorry for the long posting, but I just wanted to get this out there! Now onto the good stuff! Groundhog Day brings us with a long winter and it looks like we will be wearing our boots for six more weeks!   The great thing about THAT news is I have a decent assortment of boots in the closet! Boots From the least favorite (Those horrible, overpriced Tory Burch boots that make my foot look so unattractively large.) Tory Burch boots,Tory Burch boots to my most loved, (My Hinge boots. I love the way they look. The shaft comes up to my knees and my foot looks smaller.) Dark Brown Hinge Boots. Love I get a decent amount of wear with all of my boots because I really enjoying switching it up!  I also love my 50/50 dupes (next to the black boots with the brown tops), because that over-the-knee boot look is so great with skirts! Just because you are older doesn’t mean you cannot have a fantastic boot collection! My bags, on the other hand, have a tendency to sit on the shelf. It isn’t because I don’t like them, I’m just too lazy to transfer stuff from one bag to another. I also hold on to bags for years. Take a good look at the pics below. My bags are pretty much in a “comfortable” state of use:

First pic, from bottom left: Longchamp bag, my beloved Kooba Sloane bag, Longchamp Le Pliage, and Coach hand-me-down from my daughter. Second pic from bottom left: Leather cross-body I purchased about 15 years ago from a rest stop on the NJ Turnpike, J. Crew Brompton, Longchamp leather bag, Vintage Texier bag,  another Longchamp bag. Nat and Nin Raspberry bagNat and Nin Apricot bag The bags pictured above are a couple of my favorites. Nat & Nin. I purchased them during the Paris sales, they are the softest, buttery bags I’ve ever had. See those little bags attached to the larger bags?  They fit inside the bag and are great for holding items you need quickly.  The bags also have zippered compartments on each side. I haven’t even used the raspberry colored one yet–I’m waiting till the Spring. The bags hold a ton of stuff too! Kooba bag better picThis Kooba Sloan bag is my all time favorite. Even though it doesn’t hold as much stuff as I would like, I just love the look of it. She’s a sturdy old bag too, a little girl who was sitting next to me on a flight threw up all over it–the bag cleaned up well. No amount of vomit could make me part with my Kooba bag!  The leather has gotten better with age, just like we do! I got this many years ago at Neiman Marcus Last Call and still paid a good amount of money, but I’ve used it for years! My favorite Longchamp Bag. Nordies Rack. From $625.00 to $110.00Another favorite is this leather Longchamp.  Nordstrom’s Rack about five years ago. Reduced from $625.00 to $100.00. Man, I grabbed that bag and ran to the cash register. Full view Vintage Texier Bag. EBay 10 years ago. 15.00Here’s another oldie but goodie. It’s a Texier shoulder bag. Made in France. It is such a simple bag but it holds so much inside. I got it on E-Bay, back when you could get a deal. I paid around $15.00 for it. It’s one of those bags I continue to go back to after months and months–almost forgetting that I have it. And when I do bring it out I use it for months and months! So that’s about it on this rainy, windy Groundhog day. I do hope that you aren’t disgusted about my rupture–but these things happen!  It’s one those no makeup days today. The face needs a rest! No Makeup Monday!Got my happy on instead! Here’s some musical greatness from Nancy Sinatra.  Boots!!!

XOXOXO!

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“Super” Sunday Musings from the Old Lazy–I mean, Old LADY!

February 1st is here. Spring is next month ( I love saying that)!Spring

In two months I’ll be 60 so I’ll enjoy these last days of my 50’s!

Today started out slow and relaxed. Coffee in bed. I must say Monsieur Bonaparte knows how to make a mean cup of Joe! On my lazy-day agenda: Go to the bank and run some errands.

I’m supposed to be on a “no-buy” these days. That means no clothes. No boots. No shoes. No bags. No more “house” stuff for a while. I get that. With my state of being unemployed, I certainly don’t need any more clothing. I’ve got enough. I’m even ok with not purchasing shoes because I’ll just save for another pair of  Repetto ballet flats when we’re in Paris later this year. It’s winter. I’ve been living in boots when I’m outside and socks in the house. My boot collection is sufficient.  For now.

My bags—they are at rest. I have an entire shelf full of bags, but I’m so “bag-lazy”. The process of taking all my stuff out of one bag to transfer to another is just too overwhelming for me. (Sound familiar?)

Boots and bag

Who knew the boots and bag would match so well?

I’m keeping everything in a Longchamp  Le Pliage bag—it sort of goes with everything because the bag itself is black nylon and the straps are brown leather. This bag is also indestructible. It takes a tremendous amount of abuse and goes well in my messy car.  In fact, my bag matched my boots today!

Dressed to go 2

The rest of the outfit was casual, Loft jeans. Let me tell you, these faded jeans were a steal at $18.00 on the sale rack. Loft jeans fit really well if you are a bit meaty in the thighs and hips! One of my favorite T-shirts, my Red Sox shirt, and my navy J. Crew Schoolboy Blazer completed the look. Surprisingly, it wasn’t as bone-chilling cold today as it was yesterday!

Stila snow on my eyes another view

Did the eyes a bit different today. I applied Stila’s Snow eyeliner on top of my black eyeliner. Here’s a pic—but realize that I’m no professional makeup artist. The line got a little crooked there—must’ve been the caffeine from the coffee! It looks much better from far away. Hey, I’m no pro!Only NE team I like

I received the newest Ulta catalogue in the mail with a $3.50 off coupon. Looks like my “no-buy” is going to be a “semi-buy” today.   I’m out of my “Well Rested” and cannot live a day without this –it’s on my shopping list. Also added to the list is “Pistol” eye shadow from Urban Decay. It’s one of the shadows in my Naked2 palette and I’ve hit pan on it big time. Since I use this color almost on a daily basis, I figured I would go with the full-sized single pot. It’s also on my shopping list. Too-Faced cream blush in “Sweet Pea” has also hit pan to the point that I’m only left with product around the edge of the pan. I really need more. It is also on the list.

My living room sofas need some “umph” in the form of additional toss pillows. I’ve been looking for red but other than pillows with a “Christmas” theme, red is nowhere to be found. Toss pillows or covers containing splashes of red are also on my list.

Home Goods has a great selection of toss pillows, and it seemed as though every color was on display except for red. I ended up buying a two pack of off white toss pillows—one for each sofa. See the two long pillows in the middle of each sofa?  That’s what I bought. I know it’s a bit boring but we’re still decorating! They were a decent price at $29.99 for the both. I still need that splash of red. Eventually, I’ll find it. I guess today just isn’t that day. Lucky me, I found a Mauviel mold for $5.00. What a deal.

Mauviel Mold 5.00

Coupon in hand, I went into Ulta to search for my Well-Rested. I got the last one. Please Well Rested. Snagged the last one.Bare Minerals, please do not ever discontinue this great concealer.   After looking in vain for the Sweet Pea blush, the Sales Assistant told me Too-Faced discontinued it. I hate that. Why do cosmetics companies discontinue perfectly good products? This blush was the perfect pink and it is going to take a long time to find a match for it. ARRRRGHHH!!!

UD Pistol from Naked 2 and Black Velvet Eye PencilVelvet Eye Pencil is fantastic. Completely waterproof!

Pistol opened. Looks like a grayish clay. Really great neutral Better picture of Pistol from Urban Decay.

Urban Decay is having a giveaway. Spend $30.00 and receive a mascara. How could this old lady resist? Not only did I purchase Pistol eye shadow, but I also bought another eye pencil since mine is becoming smaller and smaller. The UD Velvet eye pencil is great for tight lining because the product is long lasting.

urban decay ad

I love Urban Decay products but it bothers me so much that their ad campaigns are completely geared to very young women. If UD only realized that they have a good following of “mature” women, perhaps they would add a few of us oldies into their ad campaigns!

Beauty doesn't have to be restricted adYes Urban Decay. Follow your advice and start using older women in your ads!

iT Je Ne Sais Quoi Looks clearAt the suggestion of my friend AnnaMarie, I picked up a lipstick from iT cosmetics. Vitality Lip Flush in “Je Ne Sais Quoi”—it looks colorless but turns into this ever-so-light flush of pink. It’s a mix between a lip balm and a lipstick. AnnaMarie. Thank you. I found a lip product that I’ll be using on a regular basis. That is until iT cosmetics decides to discontinue it on me!

But gives a nice flush of color

Booty in hand, I eagerly made my way to the cash register because I was so excited about my free “Perversion” mascara. I love presents and freebies! When I handed my coupon to the cashier she gave me a rather sad pout and explained that my $3.50 coupon could not be used. The cosmetics I purchased were considered “high end”. The coupon was for “drug store” items. REALLY???? That’s another pet peeve of mine—the exclusions on coupons are printed in the tiniest letters.

Magnifiying glass

Have my eyes gotton so bad with age that I cannot read the “fine print” anymore? I’m going to have to start keeping a magnifying glass in my bag. As if I am not carrying enough stuff around! Am I right?

My big present from Urban Decay.lWheres the mascara

My eyes obviously didn’t see my gift from Urban Decay either! What I thought was going to be a full-sized mascara was a tiny sample hidden in between a book cover of packaging. I swear more money was spent on the packaging than the actual product.

Here it is. Right into my travel caseAfter I finally found the tiny mascara, I stashed it in my travel beauty bag. On the bright side, I’ll have great lashes while traveling and I won’t have to worry about keeping a full-sized tube behind! Always a positive outcome.

My little man

A quick stop at Wegman’s for Guyere cheese found Chippy in a serious mood as I returned to the car.

Gorgeours 001

Superbowl isn’t a big deal with Bonaparte and me, but since it is Super Sunday, I decided to make Gougères, little cheese puffs that are the perfect accompaniment to our Kir Royales before dinner.

I got the recipe from ” The Everything Easy French Cookbook” by Cécile Delarue. It yielded about 24 little puffs and I froze the leftovers for next weekend!

Here’s the recipe:  Gorge on Gourgeres

Bon Appetit!

Since Superbowl Sunday, I’ll leave you with this queen song that’s been used more as a sports anthem. I miss Freddie Mercury and that adorable overbite.

Enjoy the evening!

XOXOXOXO!

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